Beginning to get pissed off by all these predictive text/autocorrect mistakes

[Buttock]

Just opened about 4 different threads and auto correct/predictive text mistakes in the first few comments not making sense at all.

I'm not bothered by spelling/grammar mistakes because a majority of the time a sentence still makes sense if you've spelled something wrong. These new autocorrect and predictive text mistakes alter a whole sentence.

It's just ironic that something that's been invented to make typing easier and clearer makes it worse.
I also hate the hilarious (!) comments that follow an autocorrect error...or the obligatory "bloody autocorrect!"...just check before you post ffs.

[MrsJayy]

You are a grumpy bugger today yes yabu

[Leigh1980]

Over eel ship hapless

[Buttock]

Yes I am grumpy. I'm too tired to decipher all the sentences.

[WorraLiberty]

That's sleazy for you to slay.

Butt it snot your plaice to tell purpose what to ewe.

[Leigh1980]

Whoops damn autocorrect! That meant to say "Oh well shit happens!"

[NeedACleverNN]

Yabu

Sometimes I have to fight my autocorrect. Just when I think I've won, it bitch slaps me like a ninja!

[Buttock]

Turn it off then

[bibbitybobbityyhat]

Autocorrect is an absolute bloody pita! Just goes to show how superior the human brain is to any programme.

[NeedACleverNN]

No cos 95% of the time it does help.

[Oysterbabe]

You are being unseasonable.

[glassgarden]

I find it all rather amusing, and sometimes there is an element of parapraxis

[MrsJayy]

I turned off my auto correct my typos are all my own work

[Highlandfling80]

My auto-correct seems to change after I pressed send. So checking doesn't help.

[Stratter5]

[glassgarden]

'Goggles'
😂

[NeedACleverNN]

My auto correct knows google

It's typical though. When ever an autocorrect thread comes up, it behaves perfectly. When I want to write a long paragraph of importance it fucks up

[QuimReaper]

Yam definitely bum!

[Buttock]

Today I saw someone type "Siamese buns"...I thought they were a real thing ...then I realised it was a sesame bun.

[MrsJayy]

Siamese buns

[Leigh1980]

My boss is Jewish and I nearly sent a text which had autocorrected itself to "I hate our Jews!😳😳😳😳 instead of "I hate our new". Luckily I spotted it before sending as that would have been mega awkward 😂😂

[StUmbrageinSkelt]

My old phone autocorrected DH's name to Greed.

My new one doesn't. I miss Greed.

[TheDuchessOfArbroathsHat]

What a ducking silly threads

[feathermucker]

I literary canteen below its!!

Lifetime good one that!

[Buttock]

I also hate these autocorrect anecdotes. Haa-dee-bloody-haa!