If cats had AIBU

(72 Posts)
TrannieWife Sun 05-Jun-16 10:16:58

AIBU to expect my humans to keep the toilet lid down? I don't expect to get wet paws when I come into the house through the bathroom window.

DrowningInWallStickers Sun 05-Jun-16 10:18:50

YANBU, how selfish and cruel of them!!! If I was you I'd scratch at the furniture until they get the message, or yowl REALLY loudly at 2am so no one can get any sleep!

Egosumquisum Sun 05-Jun-16 10:19:00

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IAmAPaleontologist Sun 05-Jun-16 10:21:36

Well said Ego. I clicked on this for a funny thread ready to add my own but OP your user name makes me shudder. I'm more than happy for all manner or jokes and swearing in user names but not the use of words like that.

LaurieFairyCake Sun 05-Jun-16 10:23:00

Ego - is 'trannie' and 'transvestite' a hate word ? confused or just 'trannie' ?

Egosumquisum Sun 05-Jun-16 10:24:13

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DrowningInWallStickers Sun 05-Jun-16 10:26:26

If someone wants to call themselves a 'trannie' (if they are transsexual or transvestite) then I think it's up to them... Power in taking back the words that are meant to hurt and all that...

Egosumquisum Sun 05-Jun-16 10:27:27

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TrannieWife Sun 05-Jun-16 10:27:49

My husband is a cross dresser (Aka a trannie) and does not find the term offensive. Let's get back to posts from cats.

NeedACleverNN Sun 05-Jun-16 10:28:20

My human keeps squealing everytime I bite or scratch her.

How can I make her understand I'm training for when I have to bring home food?

She must understand that surely? I can't train on a piece of paper

Egosumquisum Sun 05-Jun-16 10:31:00

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Caffeinator Sun 05-Jun-16 10:31:21

AIBU to be pissed off with my human disposing of my contributions to the food supply (birds et cetera)?

TrannieWife Sun 05-Jun-16 10:33:12

I apologise - I honestly didn't know that it was a hate word and I will change it.

Can we please get back to what the thread was intended for?

Caffeinator Sun 05-Jun-16 10:33:15

AIBU to plonk myself square on my sleeping human's chest and stare intently at them until they wake with a fright?

Egosumquisum Sun 05-Jun-16 10:34:47

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QueenOfTheAlley Sun 05-Jun-16 10:39:00

AIBU to think that if neighbour doesn't want me to crap in her garden she shouldn't put a litter tray in for me. She went to a lot of trouble putting down some lovely soft soil and decorating it with flowers - much better than the pathetic one my servants put in the kitchen. After all the effort she went to I thought the least I could do was christen it for her. Did she appreciate it - no she did not!!

Outfoxed Sun 05-Jun-16 10:39:53

AIBU to gently insert my nose into my humans mouth if she doesn't wake up early enough for my tastes?

TVWife Sun 05-Jun-16 10:41:30

Is my new username better? Please point it out if it's a hate word.

Egosumquisum Sun 05-Jun-16 10:43:29

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TVWife Sun 05-Jun-16 10:45:03

That's OK.

I am married to a TV - it's another name for a transvestite.

Can we get back to posts from cats please

IAmAPaleontologist Sun 05-Jun-16 10:47:13

AIBU to kill my human with my stare after she threw my mouse away. I only left it on the bathroom floor, I thought it would be a nice surprise after she finished her shower.

SaucyJack Sun 05-Jun-16 10:47:55

"AIBU to think th....."

Fuck it. There's a cushion here. I'm going for a nap.
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Ego flowers

IAmAPaleontologist Sun 05-Jun-16 10:48:02

<<Hands out chocolate to all>>

Caffeinator Sun 05-Jun-16 10:52:12

AIBU to hide my human's keys/phone/remote by sitting on them?

3rdrockfromthesun Sun 05-Jun-16 10:52:20

AIBU to think I had a nice simple life until they brought the dog home... I had the human trained well and now I have to start all over again with the dog. At least I like to use my toilet in the kitchen when they are eating grin

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