A thread for non bridge dwellers

(75 Posts)
WorraLiberty Sat 28-May-16 23:55:23

Thread rules

You must NOT be a trucker called Malcolm or Brian

No spiky hair over 4 inches high, no matter how cute it may look.

Now, is there anyone left tonight who fits this description? grin wine

Or am I alone? confused

NewYearNewToads Sat 28-May-16 23:59:01

winecake

WhyDoesAny1ReadTheDailyFail Sat 28-May-16 23:59:21

Tsk, tsk Worra ! Is this a TAATAAT? wink

NewYearNewToads Sun 29-May-16 00:00:43

Now that is a mouthful grin

ChaseAvenal Sun 29-May-16 00:03:02

Is this a TAATAAT?
This definitely counts as threadception wink

SissySpacekAteMyHamster Sun 29-May-16 00:03:20

I've never fancied bridge dwelling personally but must admit my legs are definitely in need of a trim.

WorraLiberty Sun 29-May-16 00:06:51

Damn! I should have banned the letters TAAT too!

My mind is now officially blown

WorraLiberty Sun 29-May-16 00:07:47

Oooh "TAAT too" shock

I don't even have any.

RJnomore1 Sun 29-May-16 00:08:54

I shaved today

I'm still happy to call a twat a twat when I see one is that ok worrA?

EatShitDerek Sun 29-May-16 00:09:12

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KimmySchmidtsSmile Sun 29-May-16 00:09:15

m.youtube.com/?hl=de&gl=DE#/watch?v=CHDuP303XyE

Music derail. Nice cover though.

gingergenie Sun 29-May-16 00:09:21

OP...You are not alone x

PaulAnkaTheDog Sun 29-May-16 00:10:07

What have I missed?!

Fuckthisforausername Sun 29-May-16 00:10:36

What if I were a trucker named Clara? heads back sheepishly to pigeon street

Catzpyjamas Sun 29-May-16 00:10:39

I have 4 deleted threads in "Threads I'm On"/"Watching".
My trolldar needs new batteries.

SilverBirchWithout Sun 29-May-16 00:10:50

Phew! Relieved to find a thread that I think may be genuine.

Queenbean Sun 29-May-16 00:11:33

MNHQ must be busy tonight! This will get deleted surely. Not like you to flout the rules Worra

WorraLiberty Sun 29-May-16 00:11:38

RJ I appreciate you shaving your twat for this thread, but really there was no need to tell me

Oh now I need a fridge under a bridge, just so I can chill out and drink alone.

PaulAnkaTheDog Sun 29-May-16 00:12:02

Tell meeeeeeeee!

elephantoverthehill Sun 29-May-16 00:12:53

'Live next to bridge but I am not a trucker. The spikey hair went at the end of the 70s.

PortiaCastis Sun 29-May-16 00:13:05

I've got some wine
And I feel fine well a bit pissed actually but never mind.
My dd has just slammed the front door and ssays she dont luffs him no more

WorraLiberty Sun 29-May-16 00:13:05

Meh! This is not a thread about a thread about a thread Queen

It's just a happy thread to give the night shift volunteers a break grin

RJnomore1 Sun 29-May-16 00:13:36

Oh

It was my legs I did

Sorry to disappoint

My trolldar seems spot on btw. I impressed myself. I'm easily pleased mind you.

WorraLiberty Sun 29-May-16 00:14:17

Now to tell really Paul, just the usual 'hmmm' threads on a Saturday night grin

Queenbean Sun 29-May-16 00:15:49

Paul I've pm'd you

Sure Worra? Me think the trolly lady doth protest too much!

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