Neighbour yelled at and chased me

(36 Posts)
QueenOfTheAlley Sat 28-May-16 21:12:12

I was only trying to go to the toilet in her flower bed FFS!

Servants keep trying to make me use a litter tray - as if I'd poo in my own home!

QueenOfTheAlley Sat 28-May-16 21:17:21

Said neighbour has now been round with that vile pepper dust stuff. Does she expect me to keep my legs crossed??

cinnamonorange Sat 28-May-16 21:19:20

Oh FFS, go and play on the motorway.

You don't have a neighbour problem, as much as a servant problem.

Expecting you to use a litter tray? Crap in their shoes!

Ameliablue Sat 28-May-16 21:20:39

Don't worry, just power through the pepper stuff, it's when they start leaving plastic bottles of water around that things start getting scary.

PointlessUsername Sat 28-May-16 21:21:43

I don't get it confused

londonrach Sat 28-May-16 21:21:56

Didnt you enjoy the smell of move it! I have a loaded gun of water waiting for your next visit. Noticed you didnt venture onto my new bushes today....

hesterton Sat 28-May-16 21:22:08

Yes, shoes are good. The kitchen sink is good too. (One of my fosters had been taught to do that envy <--- sick emoticon. Definitely not envy! >

PortiaCastis Sat 28-May-16 21:22:32

Come near my delphiniums and you'll get supersoakered ant cat nipped

NeedACleverNN Sat 28-May-16 21:23:12

Learn to crap in your own garden and leave your neighbours alone

Done

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 28-May-16 21:23:39

Ah I see you're either pussy cat or a dog. grin

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 28-May-16 21:26:31

I find theses kind of threads where the OP pretends to be a cat/dog/toddler/ dishwasher fucking tedious.

hesterton Sat 28-May-16 21:29:48

I find piss-on-your-thread-for-no-reason posts very very fucking tedious.

BastardGoDarkly Sat 28-May-16 21:31:58

Ah no, I have to agree with Stay it is fucking boring the 51st time around.

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 28-May-16 21:32:22

Hesteton each to their own and the right to comment.

shazzarooney999 Sat 28-May-16 21:32:34

Why should my child have to tread in all your cat shit???? and also there are other risks involved.

hesterton Sat 28-May-16 21:33:46

I quite agree stillstaying

I have done nothing you haven't done here.

Just expressing an opinion.

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 28-May-16 21:35:08

Who said you did Hesterton

bolleauxnouveau Sat 28-May-16 21:35:36

No more boring than any other conversation you can choose to ignore, bad manners to be so rude to random strangers I think, but what do I know?

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 28-May-16 21:36:36

Who wants to pretend to be a cat?

Notso Sat 28-May-16 21:39:07

You ming. I hope the neighbour invests in a super soaker.

Shitting in a flower bed is not 'going to the toilet'.

Yukduck Sat 28-May-16 21:39:59

Hmm. I thought I saw you among my azaleas earlier. Come any closer and I will release my killer hound (ok, so my mild mannered, scared of everything, totally dopy collie who may or may not notice you are there in the flower bed depending on how brave he feels).

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 28-May-16 21:40:21

I'm singing the Aristocats song in my head.
Every body wants to be cat.

QueenOfTheAlley Sat 28-May-16 21:45:20

I'm not pretending. I am genuinely a cat. My servant is doing the typing for me but it's her job

Neighbour hasn't got a super soaker or dog as far as I know and I'm hoping it stays that way.

Just5minswithDacre Sat 28-May-16 21:46:23

I find theses kind of threads where the OP pretends to be a cat/dog/toddler/ dishwasher fucking tedious.

You're not wrong.

I always read these in one of those twee little squeaky voices some peculiar adults do.

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