To think three is the proper amount of biscuits to have?

[DuvetDayEveryday]

Dh has just taken the biscuit tin away from me as I reached for a third. He says two biscuits is the normal quota and three would be greedy. I say three biscuits minimum is the correct amount to have with your coffee.

I'm right, aren't I? AIBU?

[puppydogmummy]

Has to be an add number and one is never enough!

[Anotherdayanotherdollar]

I agree with you op. The first one hardly counts as you're just getting into it!!

[Shannyfanny]

i usually have 3-5

[StealthPolarBear]

Giant cookies - 1
Ginger nuts or rich tea fingers - at least 4

[TheDuchyOfGrandFenwick]

[Shannyfanny]

talking normal packets of biscuits like digestives, jaffacakes ect

[LifeIsGoodish]

It depends entirely on where you are in your cycle.

[GeorgeTheThird]

Blimey. I think three is greedy. One or two. Sorry.

[Bloodybridget]

Three is greedy! But in the case of plain chocolate Choco Leibniz, unavoidable.

[GooodMythicalMorning]

Until the packet is empty

[DuvetDayEveryday]

We're talking Bourbons here. They're not big, so three is about right.

[mumtomaxwell]

Half a packet is about right

[MilkTwoSugarsThanks]

3 (or 5 if we're talking Maryland Chocolate Chip) is the correct answer.

2 is just nonononono. It is not aesthetically pleasing and only a philistine would take 2.

[WorraLiberty]

I'm not really a biscuit eater but I think 2 or 3 is probably a decent amount.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Bourbons? None is the current number. Chocolate Hobnobs? How many are in a packet?

[FirstWeTakeManhattan]

I'm not a biscuit lover, so two is fine for me. Three would seem a bit much to me to be honest. Sorry OP

[Amy214]

I normally eat 1 maybe 2 if im eating them without a cup of tea but if theres tea involved then i can eat about 6 digestives love dunking them in my tea

[EastMidsMummy]

Three is the right number.

[someonestolemynick]

3 is excessive... If we are talking packs

[notamummy10]

I've been known to eat an entire pack in one sitting... It does depend on the biscuit though, I wouldn't eat an entire pack of digestives but I definitely would if it was Jaffa cakes, custard/bourbon creams and chocolate fingers!

[BluebellTheDonkey]

2 seems sensible. But I don't usually stop at 2
Where I work (school), everyone has 1 at break time in the staffroom and I have to stop myself reaching for more.

[TenWineBottles]

It depends on the biscuit surely?

2x rich tea and other boring offerings

3x normal biscuits eg. bourbons/custard creams/ginger snaps

A few extra full packet of the good stuff like jaffa cakes/jammy dodgers

[MitzyLeFrouf]

Two is the proper number to accompany a hot beverage.

Three biscuits is debauchery and is only one or two steps away from swinging from the chandeliers with Bob from no.87. Be careful OP.

[leelu66]

I can polish off a pack of Fox's Viennese easily.

3 is more than reasonable. Help yourself to another while he is distracted.