To think three is the proper amount of biscuits to have?

(74 Posts)
DuvetDayEveryday Sat 28-May-16 18:19:16

Dh has just taken the biscuit tin away from me as I reached for a third. He says two biscuits is the normal quota and three would be greedy. I say three biscuits minimum is the correct amount to have with your coffee.

I'm right, aren't I? AIBU?

<disclaimer, this is lighthearted and Dh is not an abusive biscuit denier>

puppydogmummy Sat 28-May-16 18:20:29

Has to be an add number and one is never enough!

Anotherdayanotherdollar Sat 28-May-16 18:21:27

I agree with you op. The first one hardly counts as you're just getting into it!!

StealthPolarBear Sat 28-May-16 18:21:33

Giant cookies - 1
Ginger nuts or rich tea fingers - at least 4

Shannyfanny Sat 28-May-16 18:21:33

i usually have 3-5

TheDuchyOfGrandFenwick Sat 28-May-16 18:21:41

biscuit

grin

Shannyfanny Sat 28-May-16 18:22:12

talking normal packets of biscuits like digestives, jaffacakes ect

EatShitDerek Sat 28-May-16 18:22:15

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LifeIsGoodish Sat 28-May-16 18:22:23

It depends entirely on where you are in your cycle.

GeorgeTheThird Sat 28-May-16 18:24:03

Blimey. I think three is greedy. One or two. Sorry.

Bloodybridget Sat 28-May-16 18:26:03

Three is greedy! But in the case of plain chocolate Choco Leibniz, unavoidable.

GooodMythicalMorning Sat 28-May-16 18:26:18

Until the packet is empty blush

DuvetDayEveryday Sat 28-May-16 18:27:02

We're talking Bourbons here. They're not big, so three is about right.

mumtomaxwell Sat 28-May-16 18:27:05

Half a packet is about right smile

MilkTwoSugarsThanks Sat 28-May-16 18:27:09

3 (or 5 if we're talking Maryland Chocolate Chip) is the correct answer.

2 is just nonononono. It is not aesthetically pleasing and only a philistine would take 2.

WorraLiberty Sat 28-May-16 18:28:18

I'm not really a biscuit eater but I think 2 or 3 is probably a decent amount.

MrsTerryPratchett Sat 28-May-16 18:30:35

Bourbons? None is the current number. Chocolate Hobnobs? How many are in a packet?

FirstWeTakeManhattan Sat 28-May-16 18:31:10

I'm not a biscuit lover, so two is fine for me. Three would seem a bit much to me to be honest. Sorry OP grin

Amy214 Sat 28-May-16 18:31:37

I normally eat 1 maybe 2 if im eating them without a cup of tea but if theres tea involved then i can eat about 6 digestives blush love dunking them in my tea

EastMidsMummy Sat 28-May-16 18:32:24

Three is the right number.

someonestolemynick Sat 28-May-16 18:33:44

3 is excessive... If we are talking packsgrin

notamummy10 Sat 28-May-16 18:33:45

I've been known to eat an entire pack in one sitting... It does depend on the biscuit though, I wouldn't eat an entire pack of digestives but I definitely would if it was Jaffa cakes, custard/bourbon creams and chocolate fingers!

BluebellTheDonkey Sat 28-May-16 18:34:44

2 seems sensible. But I don't usually stop at 2 grin
Where I work (school), everyone has 1 at break time in the staffroom and I have to stop myself reaching for more.

TenWineBottles Sat 28-May-16 18:34:46

It depends on the biscuit surely?

2x rich tea and other boring offerings

3x normal biscuits eg. bourbons/custard creams/ginger snaps

A few extra full packet of the good stuff like jaffa cakes/jammy dodgers grin

MitzyLeFrouf Sat 28-May-16 18:35:40

Two is the proper number to accompany a hot beverage.

Three biscuits is debauchery and is only one or two steps away from swinging from the chandeliers with Bob from no.87. Be careful OP.

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