To want the ground to swallow me up?

(6 Posts)
FlameGrilled Sat 28-May-16 13:33:02

Last night, BF and I had the house to ourselves. Youngest DC are at their dad's, eldest DS(16) was out camping with his friends.

We took full advantage of the situation by having really load, bed squeaking, headboard banging, shouty sex. Then came downstairs for breakfast. A few moments later, we heard someone walking about upstairs and nearly jumped out of our skins.

Turns out, DS had come home in the early hours of this morning. It slowly dawned on me that we must have woken him up.

I am cringing so much blush

DefinitelyNotAJourno Sat 28-May-16 13:34:08

Hahaha.

Sorry

HAHAHAH HAHAHAH

Salmotrutta Sat 28-May-16 13:35:03

Oh dear...

Style it out.

Arfarfanarf Sat 28-May-16 13:36:07

It's ok. He'll repress it and you'll never speak of it.

You'll probably be spending an unusual amount of time talking about the weather today, but that'll be all.

RattieOfCatan Sat 28-May-16 13:57:28

Sorry OP, this is very very funny grin Just say nothing, pretend it never happened and be nice and casual when you see him grin

ReturnOfTheJewel Sat 28-May-16 13:59:28

I think I'd have to be brazen and say in a nonchalant tone, whilst buttering toast or similar, "I hope we didn't wake you?"

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