To feel I have no option but to divorce DH due to Eurovision

(32 Posts)
Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 22:47:36

He's winding me right up.

Disclaimer: I am inno way shape or form musical... But he is.

But I hate all the songs he likes and vice versa.

I have to divorce him don't I?

Who will cut the grass? sad

EllaHen Sat 14-May-16 22:48:58

Depends. Who does he like? Who do you like?

loubielou2 Sat 14-May-16 22:52:51

YANBU op, really feel for you. Sitting through it, missing Casualty, with a bar of Luxury Waitrose chocolate for comfort. It truly is shite BUT the best bit, the voting, hasn't even started.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es Sat 14-May-16 22:53:12

I hate Eurovision, he loves it. We just have to agree to differ. I'm about to go to bed, having been out to somewhere Eurovision-free for the evening.

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 22:53:51

I like the Swedish entry - he thinks it's shit.

He liked Serbia - I thought that was shit.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 22:55:45

I may have omitted to mention in my OP that I hate Eurovision anyway and can I have some of your Luxury chocolate loubielou?

WorraLiberty Sat 14-May-16 22:57:50

Who will cut the grass I heard you ask?

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 23:00:04

Oooh errr ... He looks nice.

grin

reader77 Sat 14-May-16 23:01:52

If he liked the Ukraine song...ltb

WorraLiberty Sat 14-May-16 23:04:35

He can trim my bush any time grin

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 23:05:03

I can't remember if he (or even I) liked the Ukrainian song - they have all merged into one big screeching mess.

I bloody hate Eurovision!

Think I'll start a petishun <joke before spelling police turn up>

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 23:06:34

Worra - "Ooh, you are awful - but I like you"

<channels Dick Emery>

grin

EllaHen Sat 14-May-16 23:08:49

I'm with your dh - I loved Serbia. My second favourite after Hungary.

And Sweden was shit.

Noodledoodledoo Sat 14-May-16 23:09:26

I've sent my DH to Ireland for the weekend (work related) two reasons - he hates Eurovision so I can watch it in peace, and secondly he can vote for the UK!!!! (He hasn't but thats another matter!)

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 23:11:08

Well then EllaHen (bet you're Scottish cos you use "hen) - you can have DH.

I will retire to Orkney and grow courgettes.

<flounces>

FrancesNiadova Sat 14-May-16 23:13:26

I LOVE it!
Netherlands got my vote! smile

GinThief Sat 14-May-16 23:15:31

My DP has gone to bed and refused to watch Eurovision with me shock

EllaHen Sat 14-May-16 23:18:55

Aye, that I am hen. I'm not understanding all the points for Ukraine.

EverySongbirdSays Sat 14-May-16 23:18:58

LTB - but then I hate Eurovision

FrancesNiadova Sat 14-May-16 23:19:51

Worra blushshock

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es Sat 14-May-16 23:20:06

Eurovision is the one programme I really resent my TV licence money going on.

Salmotrutta Sat 14-May-16 23:41:56

Yes WhoKnows - we are one of a group of 5 countries that make substantial contributions apparently?

Blow that for a game of soldiers! angry

ilovesooty Sat 14-May-16 23:44:34

Australia were robbed.

EverySongbirdSays Sat 14-May-16 23:49:32

WhoKnows

YES!!!!!!!!!

also

Love the song you've named after Do you know the Rufus Wainwright version?

Fauchelevent Sat 14-May-16 23:57:20

My DP had never heard of Eurovision

He's European too!!

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