to feel satisfied after this steamy session?

(15 Posts)
thatorchidmoment Sat 14-May-16 15:30:06

Behold!

<reclines gracefully>

Need a coffee now.
grin

katemiddletonsnudeheels Sat 14-May-16 15:32:53

grin

Was about to direct you to the sex topic!

dolkapots Sat 14-May-16 15:36:13

I'm somewhat disappointed, I thought this was about a handheld steamer and was looking for recommendations.

thatorchidmoment Sat 14-May-16 15:38:06

I have a steam generating iron, if that makes up for any disappointment dolka? Can definitely recommend it!

happyhearts7 Sat 14-May-16 15:48:42

grin wasn't what I thought it was going to be wink

PurpleWithRed Sat 14-May-16 15:52:36

ooh ironing porn! saving that picture for DH, he's ex army, loves a good hot steamy burst and a smooth finish.

What iron did you use (what setting? which size ironing board?)

I know how to please my man grin

Cacofonix Sat 14-May-16 16:00:50

I just love the hanging in colour order - set my pulse a-racing! I am sad and do this with my wardrobe; it feels so good. grin

thatorchidmoment Sat 14-May-16 16:01:40

Ok folks, buckle up. I present to you... The Tefal Pro Express turbo with Autoclean!

(Brabantia ironing board, size C 49x18")

ImperialBlether Sat 14-May-16 16:07:29

Blimey!

PovertyPain Sat 14-May-16 16:08:43

Is it wrong that I had to enlarge the pic to check the creases were right? confusedblushgrin

thatorchidmoment Sat 14-May-16 16:16:24

cacofonix and poverty

You are my huns.
That is all.
grin

WriteforFun1 Sat 14-May-16 16:25:24

OP are you my ex boyfriend? He'd have posted this pic. He would have considered this excellent work, especially if starched to the extent that he could get them walking to work themselves.

He would have followed this up with polishing shoes, he did mine to the extent that I'd be embarrassed and think they need toning down!

CrushedNinjas Sat 14-May-16 16:32:09

I hate ironing and my DH irons all the school clothes. <happy to be sloven>

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 14-May-16 16:33:15

Darn! I had my brew and cake ready there....

thatorchidmoment Sat 14-May-16 16:40:10

Write

<taps nose>
<hurriedly pushes shoe polish out of sight>
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