ursula

[rexrabbit]

I think my mother in law IS Ursula.... Anyone else feel like this?

[FoxesSitOnBoxes]

Archers or the sea witch?!

[KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes]

The Sea Witch?

Is she purple with tenticles??

[Queenbean]

"You're blurry but you still look like Ursula... You're Blursula"

[AwfulBeryl]

Do all Ursullas have balls ?
Is this something I should know ?

[acasualobserver]

Ursula Titchner = genuinely scary. My MIL pretty nice by comparison. I suppose I should be grateful.

[EdithWeston]

Brangwen (The Rainbow, and Women In Love)

Has she always had an um unconventional love life?

[KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes]

You need to stab her in the stomach with a sunken boat.

[Chloe1984]

@ Blursula, that was my first thought too.

[rexrabbit]

ha ha. She used to be just plain imperious and narcissistic, now the knife is being turned. Do not cross these women, battle lines have been drawn!

[QueenArseClangers]

Tell us more about your MIL. Hope this doesn't mean you're married to Titchnob!

[SaucyJack]

Are you my brother's girlfriend?

[Witchend]

Ursula's terribly excited to hear
That Ursula means a little she-bear
She saw a brown bear down by the zoo
And said to it "I don't look a bit like you."

[Pancakeflipper]

I am Ursula.

[rexrabbit]

no she's just kidnapped my husband (twice) because she doesn't think I look after him properly. IE literally came and got him one time, second time rang while he was staying with her and announced he would be there 'for ever'. Saddest thing is he went with her each time. I think I'm getting the message...

[bakeoffcake]

I think you've got a husband problem rather than a MIL one.

[nobilityobliges]

I think you've got a husband problem rather than a MIL one
This.

[acasualobserver]

Wow! Seriously weird MIL. Just out of interest, what was so deficient in your care that necessitated your husband being rescued by his mum?

[Footle]

OMG you didn't make him pack his own lunch did you ?

[BitOutOfPractice]

Bloody hell - he went?! The problem lies with the Rob, not the Ursula