ursula

(21 Posts)
rexrabbit Tue 03-May-16 20:10:43

I think my mother in law IS Ursula.... Anyone else feel like this?

FoxesSitOnBoxes Tue 03-May-16 20:11:29

Archers or the sea witch?!

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 03-May-16 20:11:49

The Sea Witch?

Is she purple with tenticles??

EatShitDerek Tue 03-May-16 20:13:01

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Queenbean Tue 03-May-16 20:14:22

"You're blurry but you still look like Ursula... You're Blursula"

AwfulBeryl Tue 03-May-16 20:14:59

Do all Ursullas have balls ?
Is this something I should know ?

acasualobserver Tue 03-May-16 20:15:13

Ursula Titchner = genuinely scary. My MIL pretty nice by comparison. I suppose I should be grateful.

EdithWeston Tue 03-May-16 20:15:15

Brangwen (The Rainbow, and Women In Love)

Has she always had an um unconventional love life?

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 03-May-16 20:15:36

You need to stab her in the stomach with a sunken boat.

Chloe1984 Tue 03-May-16 20:25:53

grin @ Blursula, that was my first thought too.

rexrabbit Tue 03-May-16 20:43:25

ha ha. She used to be just plain imperious and narcissistic, now the knife is being turned. Do not cross these women, battle lines have been drawn!

QueenArseClangers Tue 03-May-16 22:21:03

Tell us more about your MIL. Hope this doesn't mean you're married to Titchnob!

SaucyJack Tue 03-May-16 22:23:08

Are you my brother's girlfriend?

Witchend Tue 03-May-16 22:58:54

Ursula's terribly excited to hear
That Ursula means a little she-bear
She saw a brown bear down by the zoo
And said to it "I don't look a bit like you."

Pancakeflipper Tue 03-May-16 23:02:41

I am Ursula.

rexrabbit Wed 04-May-16 07:55:40

no she's just kidnapped my husband (twice) because she doesn't think I look after him properly. IE literally came and got him one time, second time rang while he was staying with her and announced he would be there 'for ever'. Saddest thing is he went with her each time. I think I'm getting the message...

bakeoffcake Wed 04-May-16 08:04:48

I think you've got a husband problem rather than a MIL one.

nobilityobliges Wed 04-May-16 08:18:28

I think you've got a husband problem rather than a MIL one
This.

acasualobserver Wed 04-May-16 08:33:34

Wow! Seriously weird MIL. Just out of interest, what was so deficient in your care that necessitated your husband being rescued by his mum?

Footle Wed 04-May-16 08:49:35

OMG you didn't make him pack his own lunch did you ?

BitOutOfPractice Wed 04-May-16 08:50:57

Bloody hell - he went?! The problem lies with the Rob, not the Ursula

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