Twat topiary

[DailyMailSuckMyDick]

AIBU to leave my garden with a smattering of bush? My kids see me naked sometimes and I want them to know pubes are normal!

[LitteRedSparkle]

you really have to ask? your topiary is your own business, if you're old enough to grow it then you are old enough to keep it as you want it

[FlyingElbows]

Do whatever you like with it, it's yours.

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

There are many things I'd ask for opinions on. This is not one of them.

[NerrSnerr]

Your pubes, your choice.

[AnthonyPandy]

Whatever you choose, I can guarantee that this will not end up in the daily mail!

[DailyMailSuckMyDick]

I have friends who whip it all off 'as a treat' for their partner, baffles me!

[acasualobserver]

Well, a "smattering" of pubes is probably not "normal". If you really want to show your children what nature intended, you'll have to go for the full Captain Birdseye.

[AButterflyLightsBesideUs]

Snorting at "public hair" Derek

[Tiggeryoubastard]

DM are running a story on this next week

[Defenestration]

Am I the only one who innocently assumed you were talking about your neighbours horticultural skills

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

I initially did defenestration.

[PortiaCastis]

My ndn has a cockatoo

[SaucyJack]

Am reading EastShit's post for mingespiration.

I fear my go-to vajazzle is a bit 2014.

[whatevva]

I thought it was going to be shaping shrubbery into FO shapes to annoy annoying neighbours. Disappointed now.

[PortiaCastis]

Just to clarify my ndn has a cockatoo topiary not a cockatoo muffery

[StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine]

My garden is surrounded by a magnificent, if slightly sparse, in places, hedge.

[StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine]

:o

[jeavcike]

I was also imagining something like this.

My bush is so long I could almost shape it like this actually.

[Lweji]

Am I the only one who innocently assumed you were talking about your neighbours horticultural skills

I know I've been MNetting for too long because I thought pubes immediately. Then was thrown off by the garden picture.

[jeavcike]

Bugger, stick beat me to it!

[whatevva]

Yes, that is more like it

[FuckFaulknerILikeTheGruffalo]

OP, some people may think "What!! Do what you like, silly!" but to be honest, I would have a bit of trepidation of deciding on growing it out... I think I had pubic hair for about 6 months as an early teen then shaved it all off and have been doing so since.

I honestly wonder if this is a "me" thing or because of my age (early twenties). I know leaving pubic hair alone is totally normal and natural but I just can't ever bring myself to not shave it aaaall off. I tried once, at the request of an old boyfriend - managed 5 days without picking the razor up again.

[MTPurse]

Here is my pussy bush.