Twat topiary

(31 Posts)
DailyMailSuckMyDick Thu 28-Apr-16 11:25:58

AIBU to leave my garden with a smattering of bush? wink My kids see me naked sometimes and I want them to know pubes are normal!

LitteRedSparkle Thu 28-Apr-16 11:27:26

you really have to ask? your topiary is your own business, if you're old enough to grow it then you are old enough to keep it as you want it

FlyingElbows Thu 28-Apr-16 11:27:37

Do whatever you like with it, it's yours.

PaulAnkaTheDog Thu 28-Apr-16 11:28:09

There are many things I'd ask for opinions on. This is not one of them.

NerrSnerr Thu 28-Apr-16 11:28:19

Your pubes, your choice.

AnthonyPandy Thu 28-Apr-16 11:29:44

Whatever you choose, I can guarantee that this will not end up in the daily mail!

DailyMailSuckMyDick Thu 28-Apr-16 11:32:01

I have friends who whip it all off 'as a treat' for their partner, baffles me!

acasualobserver Thu 28-Apr-16 11:50:54

Well, a "smattering" of pubes is probably not "normal". If you really want to show your children what nature intended, you'll have to go for the full Captain Birdseye.

EatShitDerek Thu 28-Apr-16 11:55:48

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AButterflyLightsBesideUs Thu 28-Apr-16 12:10:30

Snorting at "public hair" Derek grin

EatShitDerek Thu 28-Apr-16 12:11:00

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Tiggeryoubastard Thu 28-Apr-16 12:11:36

DM are running a story on this next week

Defenestration Thu 28-Apr-16 12:16:42

Am I the only one who innocently assumed you were talking about your neighbours horticultural skills grin

PaulAnkaTheDog Thu 28-Apr-16 12:18:59

I initially did defenestration.

PortiaCastis Thu 28-Apr-16 12:21:03

My ndn has a cockatoo

SaucyJack Thu 28-Apr-16 13:47:08

Am reading EastShit's post for mingespiration.

I fear my go-to vajazzle is a bit 2014.

whatevva Thu 28-Apr-16 13:51:27

I thought it was going to be shaping shrubbery into FO shapes to annoy annoying neighbours. Disappointed now. sad

PortiaCastis Thu 28-Apr-16 13:51:43

Just to clarify my ndn has a cockatoo topiary not a cockatoo muffery

StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine Thu 28-Apr-16 13:52:17

My garden is surrounded by a magnificent, if slightly sparse, in places, hedge.

StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine Thu 28-Apr-16 13:54:06

grin

jeavcike Thu 28-Apr-16 13:56:10

I was also imagining something like this.

My bush is so long I could almost shape it like this actually.

Lweji Thu 28-Apr-16 13:56:31

Am I the only one who innocently assumed you were talking about your neighbours horticultural skills

I know I've been MNetting for too long because I thought pubes immediately. Then was thrown off by the garden picture.

jeavcike Thu 28-Apr-16 13:56:43

Bugger, stick beat me to it!

whatevva Thu 28-Apr-16 13:57:00

Yes, that is more like it grin

FuckFaulknerILikeTheGruffalo Thu 28-Apr-16 14:02:59

OP, some people may think "What!! Do what you like, silly!" but to be honest, I would have a bit of trepidation of deciding on growing it out... I think I had pubic hair for about 6 months as an early teen then shaved it all off and have been doing so since.

I honestly wonder if this is a "me" thing or because of my age (early twenties). I know leaving pubic hair alone is totally normal and natural but I just can't ever bring myself to not shave it aaaall off. I tried once, at the request of an old boyfriend - managed 5 days without picking the razor up again. blush

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