To shove his apples where the sun dont shine.

(6 Posts)
livedtotellthetale Thu 21-Apr-16 16:49:56

This is now the third apple today he has consumed, his desk is just in front of me. I can here every bite every crunch its driving me round the bend am on the edge this is a daily occurrence.

whifflesqueak Thu 21-Apr-16 16:51:11

3 apples in a day?

bet he's regular.

BrowncoatsUnite Thu 21-Apr-16 16:53:15

That's because he's an asshole (reference to CinemaSins videos on YouTube).

Crispbutty Thu 21-Apr-16 16:54:14

I would want to kill him. Thats one of the sounds that makes me irrationally angry to the point of having to walk away from the noise. YADNBU

livedtotellthetale Thu 21-Apr-16 17:00:56

I dont know what kind of apples but they are very cruncy and very loud they seem to ecco around the offcie. I am going to lose it one day I have to keep the stappler away as am sure I will bung it at him.

oldlaundbooth Thu 21-Apr-16 18:38:57

Cox's Orange Pippins, per chance?

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