strange massage

[thatsthewayitgoes]

This is not a stealth boast and is meant to be fairly light hearted, before I'm shot down in flames. On holiday at the mo. Thought I'd book myself a massage. Had massage this morning - was quite good and being massaged by hot Spanish man made it all the better. However once I opened my eyes after the hour, I saw he'd been massaging me wearing blue disposable gloves(!) I thought it sounded a bit strange at times. I'm no supermodel but am size 10 fairly well presented lady. AIBU to be offended he massaged me in gloves??!

[Greyponcho]

He may have cuts in his hands, which old be aggravated by oils.
Don't worry about i if you enjoyed it

[BoopTheSnoot]

I can see where you're coming from but it's probably just policy because of health and safety. I would have thought that the masseuses have to wear gloves with all clients to prevent infection or the spread of any skin conditions. I wouldn't take it personally. Enjoy your holiday.

[FuckyNell]

Thought this would be about yoni massage

[wannadancethenightaway]

fuckynell that old classic thread

[lanbro]

At least he didn't use wooden spoons....!

[squashtastic]

I'm no supermodel but am size 10 fairly well presented lady.

Do only fatties get the blue gloves then?

He probably had a rash or something on his hands or like pp said finds the oils upsetting.

[NeedACleverNN]

Maybe it was the policy of the resort?

[MajesticSeaFlapFlap]

Was it this guy?

[WetLettuce123]

What's you being a size 10 got anything to do with it? Do you think it would be standard practice with bigger people as they may be deemed repulsive to touch?

[scampimom]

I'm a size 14-16. Only robots will agree to massage me as no human would touch me.

[GraysAnalogy]

I'd find it a bit odd but I suppose there was a valid health reason behind it.

You didn't feel it so I don't see the problem really.

And I don't think it matters what you look like

[OliviaBenson]

My hairdresser washes my hair wearing blue gloves. It's because she has eczema. Maybe your guy has a skin condition aggravated by the oils.

[BolshierAryaStark]

Yes OP, please do explain what you being a size 10 has to do with it?

[Jw35]

He probably thought you were a fat ugly minger and didn't want to get infected by your disgusting blemished dirty skin or it could just be procedure..

[AgathaF]

It's a good thing you're not a size 12, not so well presented person - he'd have had to wear gauntlets and a face mask .

[Smeldra]

It will be due to a skin condition.

[CosyNook]

BolshierAryaStark, WetLettuce123

I think the OP was trying to say she wasn't unpleasant to touch, but thats not why you posted is it

[fastdaytears]

That's not helping! Is being bigger than size 10 unpleasant to touch?

[AnyFucker]

Which bit were you stealth boasting about ?

[AnyFucker]

Oh sorry not stealth boasting

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Don't worry, he probably had an infectious skin complaint

[HopelesslydevotedtoGu]

Couldn't you feel them during the massage?

I think it's most likely he has a skin problem. Or health and safety gone mad. I doubt he took one look at you and reached for a pair of gloves!

[Grilledaubergines]

Blue gloves?

That's nothing. The guy who did mine wore this because I'm considerably larger than you and he didn't want to catch ugly

[VinceNoirLovesHowardMoon]

What has your appearance got to do with anything?

[RunswickBay]

Bit unusual, but nothing to be offended by.