[biscuit]

(18 Posts)
squashtastic Fri 08-Apr-16 11:43:00

indy100.independent.co.uk/article/five-men-have-been-jailed-for-stealing-20000-worth-of-jammie-dodgers--ZyeBbnAGhlZ

AdrenalineFudge Fri 08-Apr-16 11:46:34

"As the defendants left the dock, one was heard saying:

Does anyone want a biscuit?"

grin

CosyNook Fri 08-Apr-16 11:48:06

biscuit

squashtastic Fri 08-Apr-16 12:04:13

Seriously though. Is this the most English crime ever?

Stiddleficks Fri 08-Apr-16 12:11:51

grin

LaurieFairyCake Fri 08-Apr-16 12:13:36

Liverpool to Gwent to steal Jammie Dodgers confused

Wtf. Hilarious.

YellowShockedFace Fri 08-Apr-16 12:17:44

Were they going to eat them?
Or sell them on?
Where are the biscuits now and are they ok?

squashtastic Fri 08-Apr-16 12:29:24

So many unanswered questions. I can't imagine there is huge money in black market biscuits.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Fri 08-Apr-16 12:31:13

Love it!

BoopTheSnoot Fri 08-Apr-16 13:18:58

Amazing. I particularly enjoy the phrase black market biscuits grin

SaucyJack Fri 08-Apr-16 14:34:14

I've read some about some stupid criminals in my time, but this lot really take the biscuit.

*I'll get me coat.

BoopTheSnoot Fri 08-Apr-16 14:52:45

SaucyJack Boom boom! grin

coffeeisnectar Fri 08-Apr-16 14:58:40

That's hilarious! What were they going to do with them?

I wonder if they were planning a tea bag heist as well so they had enough tea bags to go with their 240,000 biscuits?

bearleftmonkeyright Fri 08-Apr-16 15:00:18

Are they now the Biscuit Bandits?

Itinerary Fri 08-Apr-16 15:00:47

It's not even April Fool's Day!

BillSykesDog Fri 08-Apr-16 15:02:56

Jailed? That's harsh. But I guess it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Muskey Fri 08-Apr-16 15:10:21

Who nicks jammy dodgers. If it was mcvities chocolate digestives I could understand.

Honestly by the time they had been sold, the biscuits would have been stale

leelu66 Fri 08-Apr-16 15:15:58

They weren't very jammie dodgers were they?

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