To think someone could have bloody told told me!

(175 Posts)
TempusEedjit Wed 06-Apr-16 14:54:57

Went into town this morning to buy a bra. Got one in the first shop I went to so I decided to have a mooch round the shops afterwards. I could have sworn a few people were looking at me oddly but I put it down to my usual lack of self confidence.

Just got home and whilst changing into my doghair-friendly clothes I spotted that a sticker on the bra hanger had stuck itself onto my top just near my stomach. I've only gone and wandered round town all day with "matching knickers available" proudly displayed upon my person! Ffs is it really too much to expect that someone could have discreetly told me? blush

WorraLiberty Wed 06-Apr-16 14:57:46

Sorry but.... grin grin grin

Oops

legotits Wed 06-Apr-16 14:59:43

You wore it well grin

Friolero Wed 06-Apr-16 15:00:25

Oh no! Sorry but that's made me laugh. But yes, somebody should've told you.

aliceinwanderland Wed 06-Apr-16 15:01:45

Tee hee!

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 06-Apr-16 15:02:34

I once walked out of the office (narrow corridor into city centre) followed by my boss and it wasn't until I caught sight of myself in a shop window that I realised my skirt was tucked into my pants blush

TempusEedjit Wed 06-Apr-16 15:10:16

I'm so mortified I even messed up my thread title grin

livia did your pants match? Would you like a sticker?!

Chinks123 Wed 06-Apr-16 15:13:15

grin cheered me up thanks OP

MrsTerryPratchett Wed 06-Apr-16 15:13:21

I split my pants once when I worked in a homeless shelter. Someone thankfully told me then MY BOSS said, "oh I saw that but I was too embarrassed to say anything". Because that's way more embarrassing than showing my knickers to 120 homeless men.

A sticker is NOTHING.

OSETmum Wed 06-Apr-16 15:17:22

😂😂😂 I'm sorry but that is too funny! Maybe they thought you intended to wear it?

OhMrBadger Wed 06-Apr-16 15:20:26

I'm ill today and this is the first thing that's made me smile all day! grin

Sorry OP!

NeedACleverNN Wed 06-Apr-16 15:22:07

grin sorry but that's funny

cozietoesie Wed 06-Apr-16 15:23:08

See your sticker and raise you 'knickers falling off in a main city station concourse'.

The sticker was very funny though. (Sorry.) grin

MoreKopparbergthanKrug Wed 06-Apr-16 15:27:39

I walked round the whole freshers fair at the start of uni with my skirt tucked into my pants. Nobody told me. I've been paranoid about the same mistake for the last <counts on fingers> 22 years (22!!!!!)

TempusEedjit Wed 06-Apr-16 15:28:16

Knickers falling off? mind boggles

Papergirl1968 Wed 06-Apr-16 15:29:26

I feel for you, Tempus. After buying a dvd at a charity shop the other day, my dds gleefully pointed out that I was walking about with a "watch me then bring me back" sticker on my bum...

DawnOfTheDoggers Wed 06-Apr-16 15:31:25

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CheeseGerm Wed 06-Apr-16 15:32:15

grin my OH once went for dinner with friends with a sticker on his arm saying 'NO VPL' grin his friends didn't tell him and instead took a photo!

scarednoob Wed 06-Apr-16 15:32:39

I wore a new M&S bra under a rather sheer shirt once. It was their new soft material and I had a very visible sticker saying "touch me" right on one boob sad

cleaty Wed 06-Apr-16 15:32:53

My knickers fell down in a tube station. I had to take them off and put them in my pocket.

scarednoob Wed 06-Apr-16 15:33:05

(The sad is because nobody took me up on the offer wink)

Katedotness1963 Wed 06-Apr-16 15:34:09

I've had my knicker elastic go as I was walking along the street. Had to try to continue along with my knees together till I could find a toilet I could pop into and rid myself of the offending article...

VoldysGoneMouldy Wed 06-Apr-16 15:35:29

grin
Smooth OP. This has made my day. I'd have told you, FWIW.

CurlyBlueberry Wed 06-Apr-16 15:36:29

scarednoob I'm sorry but that is hilarious! Did anyone try to take you up on your (unintended) offer?!

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