to think this will be a new one for my GP and they might not believe me?

[HubbaBubbaMum]

So, Mrs Hubba Bubba, how did you severely damage your left nipple? Well doctor, I accidently jammed it in my laptop lid when I closed it. I was lying in bed after a late night catching up on the recent gripping Archers storyline, yes I was v tired, yes I have very saggy boobs

[TanteRose]

Owwwwwwww!!!!!

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

ouch!
But I sympathise my long boobs get all sorts of odd injuries!

[thiskiwicanfly]

I believe you, oh how I believe you, being rather blessed of nork (and saggy with it...)

I work in a medical centre and the most unusual injury I've come across was a man who squashed a testicle in the tailgate of a truck... and we believed him too! (Helped greatly by his workmate bringing him in and alternating between concern for his friend and howling with laughter.)

[Ditsy4]

Sorry LOL!
Get an iPad is my advice. Less injury problem in bed.
By the way my GP would believe me. I'm accident prone.

[WavingFlag]

I believe you!
I once almost sheered off my left nipple as I placed a crisp folded £10 note in my bra.
Twas like a paper cut, made my eyes water i can tell you!

[Obs2016]

We believe you!
And the crisp £10 paper cut aswell. Ouch!

[UrgentSchoolHelp]

My friends mother had a parrot who regularly used to come into the shower / bath as its good for their feathers. One day the parrot was perching in the shower and slipped. You can guess what it grabbed on to....WITH ITS BEAK

[thecitydoc]

there is very little GPs haven't seen

[UrgentSchoolHelp]

Fire away then citydoc, we want to hear!

[eatsleephockeyrepeat]

I feel your pain.

I'm breastfeeding. He has teeth, and a warped sense of humor.

[findingmyfeet12]

I made the mistake of thinking an iPad was a safer option. I was balancing it on my upper stomach/lower chest and watching YouTube videos in bed (very exciting life I have). It toppled forward and crushed my bottom lip against my teeth. Agony and a lot of blood.

[Crispbutty]

I believe you too... ouch!!!

[TooShyShyHushHush]

We believe you OP!

My lovely GP had to have a look at an infected nipple after a naked ironing incident...

[emwithme]

I did this two nights running, different boob each time

DH found it hilarious.

[UrgentSchoolHelp]

I'm quite impressed that so many of you (presumably with big tits) are sitting up bra less, I could never do it.

[SurroMummy13]

Oh my fucking God. You need a warning for that shit

Read it while drinking and nearly choked laughing!

[CMOTDibbler]

My grandfather once had a very nasty incident involving a het up ferret (they were rabbitting) and needing a wee urgently whilst holding said ferret!

[SaggingTits]

My nan was ironing topeless once and ironed her nipple

[5Foot5]

Ouch! Yes I once gave my left boob nasty scratches and bruises when I fell over on a muddy slope and landed on a sharp thing sticking up.

My most recent unusual injury was when I fell asleep with the hot water bottle on my stomach and blistered my belly. The blisters have long since gone down but the scars haven't faded and they are a most unusual shape - like curved sea creatures.

[LordoftheTits]

I was in bed on my side with my boobs beside me () and the dog stood on my nipple. I yelped and tried to move him but he thought this was a game and the more I fought him, the more he did it

That made my eyes water.