To find Boris and Jo Johnson attractive even though I'm total commie?

[wickedbodies]

I don't know why this is I just think they are both very hot. Years ago when I was a student I had a twitter and I sent boris a few flirty tweets and he totally followed me back! I close that account down ages ago but I think think he is damm sexy.
Am I insane?

[CockacidalManiac]

Go wash your eyes out!

[acasualobserver]

Boris Johnson is a cunt of the first water. On that basis, you are insane.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Yes

[TopHat33]

Ugh. He's duplicitous and has no grip on the real world. I loathe it when people act ditzy like he does. YABVU and I would definitely doubt your claim to be left wing. Ugh.

[SaucyJack]

Yes, YABU!

When I first saw him on Have I Got News yeaarrrs ago, I honestly thought he was a comedian in character.

[Pettywoman]

What Casual said.

[wickedbodies]

I really am very much a left winger and I do totally hate him and his politics. I thought Jo Johnson was a bit nicer as a person and some even question that he might be better suited to the Labour party (new labour) but then he voted for the cuts to ESA and I knew he was a heartless tory like the rest of them. I think though the hate thing kind of adds to the appeal for me a bit.

Its a bit twisted, but there must be others out there who are sexually attracted to people they don't like?

[TheSpottedZebra]

Oh god, he'd honk-honk your boobs and consider foreplay mastered.

[PageStillNotFound404]

I think we need to stage an intervention for the OP.

[CockacidalManiac]

I'm a leftie, and I fancy Penny Mordaunt.
Pray for me.

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

Boris just looks grubby to me. Like me needs a good wash.

[AppleSetsSail]

Oh god, he'd honk-honk your boobs and consider foreplay mastered.

Bwah.

I love Boris Johnson and his Victorian novel-style writing.

[coughingbean]

Yes page404 , op needs an intervention!!!!!
Look, so many exclamation points, that's how serious I am

[Dontgiveaschnitzel]

YABU
Shame on you As a fellow leftie I have a much more appropriate crush on John McDonnell.

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

Oh good God he looks like hes never washed.

[SeaMagic]

Op YABU.

He is repulsive as is his blonde bouffant brother.

I can't quite put my finger on why BJ in particular makes me want to stab my fingers in my own eyes but I think it's the relentless egocentric babble and arrogance, rampant ambition and self promotion disguised in buffoonery.

[FredaMayor]

IMO Boris (the Animal) was born untidy and on that basis alone should have been an academic, where a larger-than-life type like him would fit right in. I can't understand any way the Johnson could be thought attractive. Do you fancy Michael Fabricant too, OP?

[Pooseyfrumpture]

Not to give you any more wank-fodder, but have you seen their younger brother Max? [wink

[Jarstastic]

Interesting analysis recently in the Daily Mail by his ex mistress Petronella Wyat.

Amongst other surprised, apparently he's a real introvert.

[BoboChic]

Jo Johnson is quite hot - I had lunch with him once :)

[SueTrinder]

Best sex I ever had (prior to DH) was with a Tory. There was no way I was going to date him because of his politics but we had a very enjoyable summer fucking. So for that YANBU.

[coughingbean]

Sue

[JoffreyBaratheon]

I just assumed Boris was gay for years - apparently not, though. Not that it would matter either way as he is about as attractive as a plate of sicked up blancmange. No idea who the other one is.

I have a fear of men who have eyelashes like pigs. (The bald ginger one in Eastenders freaks me out, too).

And the fact he's a tory - no. Never been much of a one for jackboots, etc.

[creativevoid]

Boris came and spoke to my work - an audience of about 200. His charisma was incredible - I can't explain it - but I do get it.

[0christmastree5]

You should go to spec savers, he is a minger!