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To not want to drink fanny beer?

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CockacidalManiac · 30/03/2016 17:14

It's probably a hoax, but I'm not sure that I want a beer made from vaginal organisms.

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CockacidalManiac · 30/03/2016 17:14
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EatShitDerek · 30/03/2016 17:15

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nancy75 · 30/03/2016 17:16

It must be a joke Confused

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nancy75 · 30/03/2016 17:17

Ok for you to say Derek, you eat shit!

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wombattoo · 30/03/2016 17:18

[grin]@nancy

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WellErrr · 30/03/2016 17:19

That vaginal knitting....!

I thought she was using red and pink stripes....then I rtft....

Shock

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CockacidalManiac · 30/03/2016 17:19

"Sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process.

Ingredients: water, malt (Pilsner, Munich, caramel, roasted), hops (Czech Kazbek, America cascade), wooden chips, yeasts, lactobacillus acidophilus

Unfiltered, pasteurized

Temperature of serving: 8-13 C / 46-55 F"

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GraysAnalogy · 30/03/2016 17:19

I wish people would stop trying to create things with their vaginas.

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 30/03/2016 17:19

Mmmm.....yeasty

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nancy75 · 30/03/2016 17:20

Is it brewed onsite? Grin

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CockacidalManiac · 30/03/2016 17:21

As if it's not bad enough when you find a hairy Scratching.

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GraysAnalogy · 30/03/2016 17:22

It's always marketed as some mother nature natural woo as well. Buzz words like feminism, goddess, mother earth, life giving, embracing womanhood..

Imagine a mens variation. The embodiment of manly seed and the strength of menism. Indeed.

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EatShitDerek · 30/03/2016 17:22

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TrixieBernadette · 30/03/2016 17:22

My DP proclaims to love cunnilingus so maybe this is the market they're aiming for?

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GraysAnalogy · 30/03/2016 17:22

Someone attempted to make bread from her vaginal yeast. The minger.

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UntilTheCowsComeHome · 30/03/2016 17:23

Just asked DH if he fancied trying it, he said "now call me greedy but I like to taste them separately"

ShockGrin

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EatShitDerek · 30/03/2016 17:24

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 30/03/2016 17:24

Someone once told my my vajayjay was beautiful...I reckon id make good beer

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LordoftheTits · 30/03/2016 17:25

Someone also made fanny yoghurt. Bleugh.

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Babymouse · 30/03/2016 17:25

The good gut bacteria in yogurts and such is from poo. Wink So vaginal yeast isn't too much of a stretch, but is unlikely to catch on.

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ClopySow · 30/03/2016 23:24

Fuck sakes derek. Thrush beer. Almost bad enough to never put me off beer cos nothing can.

Unless it was cock thrush. That's a step too far.

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TheoriginalLEM · 30/03/2016 23:27

why has everyone assumed its of human origin Shock

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Queenbean · 30/03/2016 23:30

God the thought of drinking someone else's thrush is absolutely revolting

Can't you get mouth thrush. Bleugh.

positive you can't actually catch it from beer but won't let it get in the way of a good story

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FithColumnist · 30/03/2016 23:36

When people start making products out of cock cheese, this will be acceptable. Not before.

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CockacidalManiac · 30/03/2016 23:47

When people start making products out of cock cheese, this will be acceptable

Way ahead of you there.

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