To not want to drink fanny beer?

(27 Posts)
CockacidalManiac Wed 30-Mar-16 17:14:30

It's probably a hoax, but I'm not sure that I want a beer made from vaginal organisms.

CockacidalManiac Wed 30-Mar-16 17:14:48

Linky:
orderyoni.com/

EatShitDerek Wed 30-Mar-16 17:15:32

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nancy75 Wed 30-Mar-16 17:16:21

It must be a joke confused

nancy75 Wed 30-Mar-16 17:17:07

Ok for you to say Derek, you eat shit!

wombattoo Wed 30-Mar-16 17:18:30

grin@nancy

WellErrr Wed 30-Mar-16 17:19:13

That vaginal knitting....!

I thought she was using red and pink stripes....then I rtft....

shock

CockacidalManiac Wed 30-Mar-16 17:19:22

"Sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process.

Ingredients: water, malt (Pilsner, Munich, caramel, roasted), hops (Czech Kazbek, America cascade), wooden chips, yeasts, lactobacillus acidophilus

Unfiltered, pasteurized

Temperature of serving: 8-13 C / 46-55 F"

GraysAnalogy Wed 30-Mar-16 17:19:35

I wish people would stop trying to create things with their vaginas.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Wed 30-Mar-16 17:19:59

Mmmm.....yeasty

nancy75 Wed 30-Mar-16 17:20:29

Is it brewed onsite? grin

CockacidalManiac Wed 30-Mar-16 17:21:18

As if it's not bad enough when you find a hairy Scratching.

GraysAnalogy Wed 30-Mar-16 17:22:05

It's always marketed as some mother nature natural woo as well. Buzz words like feminism, goddess, mother earth, life giving, embracing womanhood..

Imagine a mens variation. The embodiment of manly seed and the strength of menism. Indeed.

EatShitDerek Wed 30-Mar-16 17:22:11

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TrixieBernadette Wed 30-Mar-16 17:22:31

My DP proclaims to love cunnilingus so maybe this is the market they're aiming for?

GraysAnalogy Wed 30-Mar-16 17:22:41

Someone attempted to make bread from her vaginal yeast. The minger.

UntilTheCowsComeHome Wed 30-Mar-16 17:23:59

Just asked DH if he fancied trying it, he said "now call me greedy but I like to taste them separately"

shockgrin

EatShitDerek Wed 30-Mar-16 17:24:09

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap Wed 30-Mar-16 17:24:28

Someone once told my my vajayjay was beautiful...I reckon id make good beer

LordoftheTits Wed 30-Mar-16 17:25:19

Someone also made fanny yoghurt. Bleugh.

Babymouse Wed 30-Mar-16 17:25:56

The good gut bacteria in yogurts and such is from poo. wink So vaginal yeast isn't too much of a stretch, but is unlikely to catch on.

ClopySow Wed 30-Mar-16 23:24:19

Fuck sakes derek. Thrush beer. Almost bad enough to never put me off beer cos nothing can.

Unless it was cock thrush. That's a step too far.

TheoriginalLEM Wed 30-Mar-16 23:27:23

why has everyone assumed its of human origin shock

Queenbean Wed 30-Mar-16 23:30:36

God the thought of drinking someone else's thrush is absolutely revolting

Can't you get mouth thrush. Bleugh.

positive you can't actually catch it from beer but won't let it get in the way of a good story

FithColumnist Wed 30-Mar-16 23:36:23

When people start making products out of cock cheese, this will be acceptable. Not before.

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