I stabbed it & blood came out

(16 Posts)
PestilentialCat Sat 26-Mar-16 19:42:30

well, bloodstained juice really

Looking forward to roast topside of beef in half an hour grin

not a sporn thread sorry

Arfarfanarf Sat 26-Mar-16 19:44:43

That's a very misleading title.
I feel that you owe us now, tbh.

liz70 Sat 26-Mar-16 19:46:04

Swiz! Have a bunny biscuit for that. tbubiscuit angry

PestilentialCat Sat 26-Mar-16 19:49:13

Ha ha [tbugrin)

roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots
broccoli, Yorkshire puds, gravy, horseradish sauce
red wine

yum yum - there's lots - do you want to come round?

PestilentialCat Sat 26-Mar-16 19:49:56

oops failed with the gloat grin tbugrin

TheoriginalLEM Sat 26-Mar-16 19:57:25

I was hoping for a festering boil at the very least - err, blood coming out the beef still? STOP cooking it and eat it now!

shazzarooney99 Sat 26-Mar-16 20:15:39

What a bunnyboiler!

ClashCityRocker Sat 26-Mar-16 20:28:07

Have you got potch? I'm jealous.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 26-Mar-16 20:32:22

Oh you fucker, thought it was sporn then.

I expect Beef as compensation.

acasualobserver Sat 26-Mar-16 20:32:58

You're having your Sunday roast on ... Saturday evening?! How cosmopolitan. I'm not sure I approve.

ByThePrickingOfMyThumbs Sat 26-Mar-16 20:33:20

I was hoping for a sporn thread

<disappointed>

So for that reason alone YABU.

itsbetterthanabox Sat 26-Mar-16 20:36:59

That sounds foul.

ArseholesOnToast Sat 26-Mar-16 20:38:05

At least you didn't sound the klaxon...that would have been very cruel.

PestilentialCat Sat 26-Mar-16 20:39:53

Beef now eaten (delicious) - was removed from the oven at the bloody stage and yes, we have had Sunday dinner on Saturday evening - busy tomorrow smile

coffeeisnectar Sat 26-Mar-16 20:54:47

I think I may be the only person relieved that the Op was talking about beef!

GlassJar Sat 26-Mar-16 21:02:25

Well that was a disappointment tbuangry << have a sporning bunny

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