AIBU To ask you to all stop being interesting

(26 Posts)
EasilyDistracted21 Thu 17-Mar-16 16:41:23

I have spent all day trying to write my uni assignments and instead have spent all day lurking on here grin
Now if you could all do me a favour and stop posting interesting threads and let me do my work wink

Twitterqueen Thu 17-Mar-16 16:42:26

Nope. can't be done. Let us help you with your assignments instead.

EasilyDistracted21 Thu 17-Mar-16 16:52:52

30,000 on marketing wine wine

EasilyDistracted21 Thu 17-Mar-16 16:53:12

*words

iklboo Thu 17-Mar-16 16:58:22

On marketing wine?!

londonrach Thu 17-Mar-16 16:59:48

I have asked mnhq to take the site down once when i had work to do. Sorry op no solution. Maybe turn your wifi off?

iklboo Thu 17-Mar-16 16:59:54

How do you spread 'Open Mumsnet. Offer wine to members. Watch wine being drunk. Watch ensuing bunfights & hilarity' over 30,000 words?

CigarsofthePharoahs Thu 17-Mar-16 17:00:55

A fascinating article on bacterial genetics
Does this help? It's pretty dull.

DawnOfTheDoggers Thu 17-Mar-16 17:01:27

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ThroughThickAndThin01 Thu 17-Mar-16 17:02:57

I know its a bloody nightmare. I keep waiting for the time I get bored with MN, but it doesn't seem to be happening, it's still wasting huge swathes of my time.

EasilyDistracted21 Thu 17-Mar-16 17:04:01

londonrach you mean they didn't do it??
I've had this assignmnet since Christmas, no-one to blame but myself really haha

averylongtimeago Thu 17-Mar-16 17:04:50

Am very busy here too mnetting

Lweji Thu 17-Mar-16 17:04:53

A fascinating article on bacterial genetics
Does this help? It's pretty dull

Yes, as in basic. wink

LaContessaDiPlump Thu 17-Mar-16 17:10:41

I'm going to sabotage you by posting this very interesting abstract on how to kill Salmonella when it's in peanut butter.

Lweji Thu 17-Mar-16 17:14:09

Even more interesting how you can use a microwave and chocolate to measure the speed of light.
www.planet-science.com/categories/over-11s/physics-is-fun!/2012/01/measure-the-speed-of-light-using-chocolate.aspx
You get to eat the bar at the end.

Lweji Thu 17-Mar-16 17:14:39

Forgot:
chocolate

Slowtrain2dawn Thu 17-Mar-16 18:10:26

Lacontessa, do I need to microwave my cashew ( and cinnamon) butter too?

CosyNook Thu 17-Mar-16 19:01:34

Hide every thread?

LaContessaDiPlump Thu 17-Mar-16 20:21:09

Not unless you're a skank like me who'll eat 2-year old opened spreads from the back of the fridge Slowtrain2dawn grin

EasilyDistracted21 Sat 19-Mar-16 17:10:13

fgs I've done it again! i need to find a way to block this site on my laptop haha

IthinkIamsinking Sat 19-Mar-16 17:18:48

YANBU. I am supposed to be cooking a roast but am on here drinking Prosecco. I am keeping half an eye nose out for the smell of burning.

topcat2014 Sat 19-Mar-16 17:30:59

I can help -
price product place promotion
That's the only four words I know on marketing, but that only leaves 29996
(helpful)

SaucyJack Sat 19-Mar-16 17:34:19

I like to sing "obnovious" in my head to the tune of the Genovia national anthem from The Princess Diaries film.

I'm rather afraid I couldn't stop being interesting if my life depended on it.

RockUnit Sat 19-Mar-16 17:40:47

Don't read this, it's really boring!

EasilyDistracted21 Tue 22-Mar-16 09:33:45

question 1 Research, consider and compare a variety of definitions of marketing to fully ascertain, ‘What is marketing?’ (max 1200)
send help

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