***KISS MY ASS THREAD***

[easydiy]

I have decided that I'm sick of life constantly handing me out the shitty bag of huge stinky shit. So I thought I would start this thread for anyone in the same state of mind as me at the moment and would like anyone or anything to simply KISS THEIR ASS!!

[SaucyJack]

Bit dramatic for me right now, but I'd like Someone Who Isn't Me to track down the perfect shade of wallpaper and do my lounge with it.

[CantWaitForWarmWeather]

Depression can go and kiss my arse definitely.
Some people can go and fuck themselves to the far side of fuck, never mind kiss my arse.

[WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant]

Can my bills KMA please?
Actually having enough money to live on would be great.

And the 6 week minimum wait for benefits review. You suck too.

[SalemSaberhagen]

Norovirus can kiss my arse. The whole household has had it now and it's really pissing me off. We have no shopping or tablets for the dishwasher left and the house is a mess 😭

[CantWaitForWarmWeather]

Salem I feel for you. My household has just been through the same thing!

[easydiy]

CantwaitForWarmWeather I hear you about the depression and I wish I could change the thread title for you to Some people can go and fuck themselves to the far side of fuck it has a much better ring to it than kiss my ass!

[Bunkai]

I have no idea whether I have a job in a couple of weeks AND someone told me today I'm being paid far too much for the work I do.

Then there's my muscy cough that stops me breathing for a short time. I haven't had a night's sleep in a month because of it.

My DS being poorly. Other DS having an embarrasing medical issue that he's struggling with and will get worse because of the new meds.

The ex trying to screw me over in the divorce.

The ex abdicating responsibility of his children.

A new bloke that flirted constantly, then when he got my attention, disappeared (found out he's in a relationship already. Git).

All of the above can kiss my lily-white arse!

[Bunkai]

I feel a bit better...

[easydiy]

Bunkai thats it let it out.......

My DC's school can KISS MY ASS because I don't give a flying fuck anymore. I have faith in them do do well when they are ready.

[stumblymonkey]

Work have just announced they are making 200 redundancies.

I will find out later whether I am impacted (I am pretty sure I am).

They can KISS MY ARSE if they think I'm doing any work today.

I'm working from home so once 'the meeting' has taken place I will go and get chocolate and watch a film.

[stumblymonkey]

Anyone have any film recommendations where a big corporation gets royally fucked over for my amusement?

Probably not, because that hardly ever happens

[Bunkai]

Erin Brockovich may be worth a watch.

[wasonthelist]

Op why would anyone wish to kiss your donkey?

[MadameCholetsDirtySecret]

Dementia can kiss my arse and fuck right off. My DDad deserved better.

[wasonthelist]

Stumbly Office Space is the one you need.

[DingbatsFur]

Dear colleague with the shitty report and new project with a further shitty report. I am off on holiday now HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[easydiy]

Because wasonthelist it's freshly shaven

[Yoksha]

Cadbury's chocolate can Kiss My Ass! I've just vommed entire contents from stomach after eating 2 x small chocolate cream egg biscuits. I've read heaps about how rubbish the chocolate is, but this takes the biscuit ( pardon the pun ).

[SiencynArsecandle]

Mental illness - kiss my arse
DWP - kiss my arse
Shitty village inbred cunts - kiss my arse
DD's shitbag teacher who picks on her constantly but wont say anything to me - go to the fuckiest side of fuck and fuck off

Great thread

[MERLYPUSSEDOFF]

Bereavement - KMA

Cancer - KMA

Cunty builders who take your money and do nothing - KMA

[SpanielLedWeaning]

Ulcerative colitis can kick my arse

Being stuck on steriods and a multitude of other drugs with a list of side effects as long as my arm can kick my arse

Being immuno-compromised can kick my arse

And whatever illness that has left me feeling like shit today can just Fuck Off

[easydiy]

Dam I'm really starting to wish I had consulted you all for better titles for my thread!

My DH whom always thinks the world revolves around him can actually take a running fucking jump and kiss my ass on the way down!

[GingerMerkin]

The shit who cloned my credit card and then spent hundreds on an online gambling site can as my old neighbour used to say 'hit the ceiling and kiss my arse'.

[hearthattack]

All my friends that have had perfect births and have no notion that it might be inappropriate to drivel on about it to me when I NEARLY DIED TWICE and missed out on the first three months of my only child's life can fuck right off. As can my in laws who like to come round, ask if I'm coping (which I think I am) and then point at all the reasons they think I'm not.

Fuckedy fuck right out of here please.

breathes out