To just shove my foot in dh's face....

(25 Posts)
Millbram Sat 12-Mar-16 20:34:03

He's been watching naff fishing dvds all day and ignoring every one else in the house... surely this is grounds for some kind of retribution?

OnePlanOnHouzz Sat 12-Mar-16 20:37:00

A slap with a cold wet fish I'd say !!! angry

Thisismyfirsttime Sat 12-Mar-16 20:46:27

The only possible thing more mind numbingly fucking boring than fishing is watching someone else fish. It's the most pointless passtime and frankly it should be banned. Withering sideways glance at DH.

Millbram Sat 12-Mar-16 20:53:08

Oh I know! And hes chuckling away watching it like its prime time tv. May "accidentally" scratch all the remaining fish dvds. Our dd has gone to bed in disgust

DadDadDad Sat 12-Mar-16 20:57:19

Isn't the correct response here: he sounds quite the catch! grin

Catch?

...fishing?

....anyone?

MrsJayy Sat 12-Mar-16 21:00:43

There is fishing DVD jesus wept Dh watches fishing programmes on discovery shed bloody SHED . I think you should grab the remote and make him watch your crap tv programmes

scarednoob Sat 12-Mar-16 21:05:01

Fishing DVDs???

This is the first time I've ever said LTB! ;)

scarednoob Sat 12-Mar-16 21:05:36

Ok so that's not how you do a wink face... wink

MrsJayy Sat 12-Mar-16 21:06:34

Dh had train videos no Dvds thank gawd

Finola1step Sat 12-Mar-16 21:08:53

Effing Fishing DVDs?

At least when he is actually out fishing, you can get some peace. But fishing DVDs? On the first spring like weekend on the year? While ignoring his own dc? He's taking the jeffing piss.

Apologies for all the ?s.

Isthereeverarightime1 Sat 12-Mar-16 21:09:52

Dnt let him find you tube !!! Hours and hours of boredom!

Lweji Sat 12-Mar-16 21:10:01

Don't you have something else to do too?

LionsLedge Sat 12-Mar-16 21:11:02

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Plomino Sat 12-Mar-16 21:13:32

Don't be koi , I'd definitely be carping on about it if I were you ! Give him a kick and see if he'll rise to the bait .

Millbram Sat 12-Mar-16 21:13:48

Yep Finola...he's monopolised the tv since 1 this afternoon. I think I could just about bear it if it wasnt for the naff soft rock soundtrack that they all seem to have. Its ruined bohemian rhapsody and 20th century boy for me forever!

AuntMabel Sat 12-Mar-16 21:21:04

If you think fishing is dull, you can't have seen one of Bill Dance's fishing videos.

Here you go.

ChameleonCircuit Sat 12-Mar-16 21:50:05

I think you'd be better off giving him a right hook!

Badum tish!! grin

DadDadDad Sat 12-Mar-16 22:59:37

Chamaleon - nice one! That'll leave him reeling... smile

MadamDeathstare Sun 13-Mar-16 02:06:12

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AgentZigzag Sun 13-Mar-16 02:26:19

What can he find to laugh at in fishing DVDs?

YANBU, but then you did marry him so completely your own fault grin

It reminds me of the 10 hour (and 1 second) Nyan Cat video on youtube, it's been viewed 50 million times!

I watched it for the whole ten hours and nothing happened.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY

fillingmakesmevom Sun 13-Mar-16 02:32:08

Nothing like a bit of wicked tuna!

Andrewofgg Sun 13-Mar-16 08:04:43

Fishing makes golf look interesting. Hell. it makes tennis look interesting.

Cod almighty, I can't believe this . . . all right, let's be herring from the Massed Bands of the MC Punning Brigade!

DadDadDad Sun 13-Mar-16 08:21:41

Andrew - I'd take the bait, but I worry fish puns are fin on the ground.

Andrewofgg Sun 13-Mar-16 09:20:20

You'd hake the bait?

Janecc Sun 13-Mar-16 12:35:19

Did he reel you in? What to do? Hook his eyes out or declare plenty more fish in the sea? Sorry it's so boring. Can't you remove the fuse from the tv plug? Then go out for a fish supper.

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