To think other people are just really effing annoying?

(35 Posts)
Salmotrutta Fri 04-Mar-16 22:51:27

I mean seriously?

Why do you think I want to know about your diet?

Or 'What I had for dinner"?

Or "My excercise regime"

Or "What happened on Scandal?"

I might just kill someone ... For laughs obviously...

Salmotrutta Fri 04-Mar-16 22:53:45

And before the po-faced professionally offended people appear - this LIGHTHEARTED.

TheGreatSnafu Fri 04-Mar-16 22:55:56

But you have alienated your audience. We are all other people confused

shutupandshop Fri 04-Mar-16 22:57:58

Yes they are. Op stop being so annoying. <leaves thread>

ssd Fri 04-Mar-16 22:59:06

have you been on facebook op?

RakeMeHomeCountryToads Fri 04-Mar-16 23:01:05

Must be Facebook! Were there photos of dinner too with "nomnomnom" as the caption?

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut Fri 04-Mar-16 23:03:08

Hell is other people.

Too fucking right.

XiCi Fri 04-Mar-16 23:04:20

I'm with you OP. Does anyone talk about anything other than their fucking diet anymore. All I hear all day is talk of weigh ins, sins, how many points, calories, what was eaten yesterday blah, blah blah

RudeElf Fri 04-Mar-16 23:05:28

Question about facebook. If someone comments, likes and shares for a competition that you know isnt a genuine competition, do they want to be told to be smarter?

Queenbean Fri 04-Mar-16 23:05:43

Oh god I know. Sniffing, stinking, walking in the way, being noisy, being there all the damn time. Asking stupid questions. Saying I instead of me because they think it makes them sound more intelligent. Smoking walking along the street. Using a suitcase and being super slow. Chewing loudly.

The list goes on and on. I think I should move to some remote village with only birds for company.

Wolfiefan Fri 04-Mar-16 23:06:00

My diet is everything you think I shouldn't eat.
Sweet chilli chicken.
I go to the gym.
Rigged voting.
HTH. OP.
grin

thebiscuitindustry Fri 04-Mar-16 23:07:20

It's Facebook, isn't it? grin

elephantoverthehill Fri 04-Mar-16 23:10:34

I am not going to comment on this thread in case someone and their opinion becomes too annoying.

Queenbean Fri 04-Mar-16 23:10:47

Oh and people on here using AIBU for really minor stupid questions

"Am I unreasonable to want sausages for dinner?"

HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU UNREASONABLE

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut Fri 04-Mar-16 23:13:35

Yeah but there'll be some cunt who'll fight to the death to assert that the op is indeed unreasonable to want sausages for dinner Queenbean.

Some people are horrible.

TooOldForGlitter Fri 04-Mar-16 23:16:00

Dogs. You want dogs. People are horrid.

TooOldForGlitter Fri 04-Mar-16 23:18:13

Why do you need to have sausages? Frankly, you sound entitled. Why can't you have mung beans? It's selfish of you to think you can have sausages IMO. Could you swap the sausages for tinned water chestnuts?

RudeElf Fri 04-Mar-16 23:24:17

I only have bacon sausages. Nothing else. Just bacon sausages.

RakeMeHomeCountryToads Fri 04-Mar-16 23:25:16

Oh and people on here using AIBU for really minor stupid questions

Like "AIBU to ask you (whatever perfectly sensible question they want to ask)" Erm no, why is it unreasonable to ask.

Queenbean Fri 04-Mar-16 23:26:14

But WHY post it on AIBU. Why not just open a nice chat thread about different types of sausages. Could be a nice chat about the best accompaniments for sausages. And what condiments go nicely with chipolata vs savaloy.

Not a whole

YANBU
YANBU
YANBU
YABNU

FUCK OFF

Queenbean Fri 04-Mar-16 23:26:54

Saveloy?

TooOldForGlitter Fri 04-Mar-16 23:27:14

An incredible lack of respect being shown for bacon. I feel sorry for your kids.

Queenbean Fri 04-Mar-16 23:39:25

And people that say "simples". They can fuck off too.

GarlicShake Fri 04-Mar-16 23:40:20

YANBU. Any of you. But you are all massively annoying cockwombles.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba Fri 04-Mar-16 23:56:49

Salmo

Presume that you are included in the group of other people's "other people".
Then, by your own definition, you are annoying.
kk?
HTH

Btw you are correct. Other people are annoying as hell. YANBU Fuck'em

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