...to not want to sit on a huge turd??

[ILoveACornishPasty]

We are looking for a new sofa for our new house. I'm happy to go with leather but my husband has chosen this. He loves it. I think it looks like a huge turd! Please tell me it's not just me.

[Lovelilies2]

Yes it does. A big long slightly constipated poo

[angelikacpickles]

It looks like a huge turd.

[UterusUterusGhali]

Eewwwwww!

[ShamefulPlaceMarker]

Haha! Yanbu! It's hideous. But I don't like leather sofas at all.

[UterusUterusGhali]

Looks uncannily similar to number 2. (Arf)

[MollyRedskirts]

Yup. That's a number 2 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Didn't even need to see the chart to know that.

Imagine having sex on that. Nope.

[OhForCodsHake]

It's like a big, aerated, moussey teething poo.

[ILoveACornishPasty]

I'm reading him the replies and he says he won't budge. I've said that turd doesn't look like it would budge!!

[MollyRedskirts]

Teething poo! Yes! I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.

OP, does your husband have a twisted sense of humour? As in 'I have shit taste... Haha. Get it? Shit taste.' That's the only reason I can think of for someone wanting it; to make a giant, visual pun.

[VincentVanLowe]

How can he not see it????

[GoringBit]

That really is a special kind of ugly.

[VimFuego101]

Ewww.

[acasualobserver]

That's one ugly frigging sofa. Purchase would be grounds for divorce, IMO.

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

Apart from the turdiness, leather is a horrible material to sit on.

[edwinbear]

You need to get him an emergency opticians appointment.

[Lweji]

Try it and then decide.

[ophiotaurus]

That is a hideous turd sofa!

[soupmaker]

That's the most shit, shit sofa I've ever seen. I bet it has a whiff of poo about it too. My toddler does a poo like that sofa every now and again. If it enters your home it will forever be known as the No2 sofa!

[DancingDinosaur]

Ewww, that is one ugly sofa!

[OhforGodsake]

Leather sticks to the back of your legs and makes a farting sound when you stand up. It hurts too.

[JuxtapositionRecords]

Oh my, that's....unusual.

Think of all the crumbs and dust that would get in those little crater bits!

[HarrietSchulenberg]

Um, maybe you could jazz it up with some non-turdy cushions?

[Longdistance]

It's a turd, and it's not even rolled in glitter

[blackbunny]

Perhaps if it came in a different colour,less shit-like?

[ILoveACornishPasty]

juxta I know! The crap crevices! Imagine all manner of shit smelling foulness that would end up collected in there?! I feel I've compromised on material (I'm not a leather fan) but cannot compromise on sitting on a huge stool.