...to not want to sit on a huge turd??

(213 Posts)
ILoveACornishPasty Sun 21-Feb-16 21:14:08

We are looking for a new sofa for our new house. I'm happy to go with leather but my husband has chosen this. He loves it. I think it looks like a huge turd! Please tell me it's not just me.

Lovelilies2 Sun 21-Feb-16 21:14:56

Yes it does. A big long slightly constipated poo confused

angelikacpickles Sun 21-Feb-16 21:15:12

It looks like a huge turd.

UterusUterusGhali Sun 21-Feb-16 21:15:14

Eewwwwww!

ShamefulPlaceMarker Sun 21-Feb-16 21:15:24

Haha! Yanbu! It's hideous. But I don't like leather sofas at all.

UterusUterusGhali Sun 21-Feb-16 21:16:43

Looks uncannily similar to number 2. (Arf)

MollyRedskirts Sun 21-Feb-16 21:19:37

Yup. That's a number 2 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Didn't even need to see the chart to know that.

Imagine having sex on that. Nope.

OhForCodsHake Sun 21-Feb-16 21:23:09

It's like a big, aerated, moussey teething poo.

ILoveACornishPasty Sun 21-Feb-16 21:24:03

I'm reading him the replies and he says he won't budge. I've said that turd doesn't look like it would budge!!

MollyRedskirts Sun 21-Feb-16 21:27:27

Teething poo! Yes! I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.

OP, does your husband have a twisted sense of humour? As in 'I have shit taste... Haha. Get it? Shit taste.' That's the only reason I can think of for someone wanting it; to make a giant, visual pun.

VincentVanLowe Sun 21-Feb-16 21:29:05

How can he not see it????

GoringBit Sun 21-Feb-16 21:29:13

That really is a special kind of ugly.

VimFuego101 Sun 21-Feb-16 21:29:22

Ewww.

acasualobserver Sun 21-Feb-16 21:29:22

That's one ugly frigging sofa. Purchase would be grounds for divorce, IMO.

NoArmaniNoPunani Sun 21-Feb-16 21:30:15

Apart from the turdiness, leather is a horrible material to sit on.

edwinbear Sun 21-Feb-16 21:30:41

You need to get him an emergency opticians appointment.

Lweji Sun 21-Feb-16 21:31:11

Try it and then decide.

ophiotaurus Sun 21-Feb-16 21:31:47

That is a hideous turd sofa!

soupmaker Sun 21-Feb-16 21:32:08

That's the most shit, shit sofa I've ever seen. I bet it has a whiff of poo about it too. My toddler does a poo like that sofa every now and again. If it enters your home it will forever be known as the No2 sofa!

DancingDinosaur Sun 21-Feb-16 21:32:21

Ewww, that is one ugly sofa!

OhforGodsake Sun 21-Feb-16 21:32:22

Leather sticks to the back of your legs and makes a farting sound when you stand up. It hurts too.

JuxtapositionRecords Sun 21-Feb-16 21:32:39

Oh my, that's....unusual.

Think of all the crumbs and dust that would get in those little crater bits!

HarrietSchulenberg Sun 21-Feb-16 21:32:44

Um, maybe you could jazz it up with some non-turdy cushions?

Longdistance Sun 21-Feb-16 21:33:14

It's a turd, and it's not even rolled in glitter shock

blackbunny Sun 21-Feb-16 21:35:36

Perhaps if it came in a different colour,less shit-like?

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