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To be worried that neighbour downstairs

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FlowersAndShit · 09/02/2016 15:27

Can hear my vibrator (I have laminate flooring)? Blush I'm just dreading getting a knock on the door one day asking me wtf that noise is.

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MaidOfStars · 09/02/2016 15:29

Do you masturbate while lying on the floor?

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HackerFucker22 · 09/02/2016 15:29

Ok I'll bite.

What the fuck do you do with your vibrator that has any baring on your laminate flooring and downstairs neighbour?

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FlowersAndShit · 09/02/2016 15:32

Maid No, but it's pretty loud and I'm worried about the noise travelling. I can hear the guy downstairs snoring at night!

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OhShutUpThomas · 09/02/2016 15:34

Stop using it on the floor?

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AlwaysHopeful1 · 09/02/2016 15:37

Reall?

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FlowersAndShit · 09/02/2016 15:38

I'm not using it on the floor!

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29PaddingtonSt · 09/02/2016 15:40

How would he know it's a vibrator? It could be an electric toothbrush, epilator or shaver making the noise?!

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jay55 · 09/02/2016 15:40

Get a rug.

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MaidOfStars · 09/02/2016 15:45

His snores: probably far louder, out of his mouth into air to ceiling, through your floor.

Your vibrator: probably much quieter, out of the machine into/onto you, through mattress, through air to floor, through floor.

Unless you have a jackhammer, I really wouldn't worry.

And anyway, who cares?

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FlowersAndShit · 09/02/2016 15:48

Thank you Maid I'll definitely get a rug too!

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Arfarfanarf · 09/02/2016 15:51

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liz70 · 09/02/2016 15:52

Sit on a beanbag. HTH.

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originalmavis · 09/02/2016 16:17

The mind boggles...

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GarlicBake · 09/02/2016 16:20

Do you have any bubble wrap?

Grin

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AcrossthePond55 · 09/02/2016 16:22

Turn up the music. Put on the Barry White and crank up the volume.

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peggyundercrackers · 09/02/2016 16:24

wear ear plugs - then you wont hear him knocking at the door!

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HairySubject · 09/02/2016 16:26

Cover your bed in egg boxes and lie on top if them to use it.

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originalmavis · 09/02/2016 16:27

Take eggs out first. Or maybe not.

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 09/02/2016 16:27

Put on The Hoover while k e you masterbate

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originalmavis · 09/02/2016 16:29

Multi tasking. I like it. You could also stick a feather duster up your nethers and give the ornaments a dust too whilst you are at it.

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RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime · 09/02/2016 16:30

I can hear upstairs having a wee.

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Jaeme · 09/02/2016 16:33

Haha,

I could write the opposite for this. Sound proofing seems to be terrible between bedrooms for me and my neighbour.

Don't like hearing them bumping uglies but I'd never go say anything.
I was getting annoyed by a buzzing noise one night, took a little while to realise it was their vibrator. I just went to spare room with ear plugs.

Even if your neighbour hears it I doubt they'll say anything Wink

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ratspeaker · 09/02/2016 16:34

I doubt they'd hear it unless you're using the vibrator to hammer down the laminate

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OzzieFem · 09/02/2016 16:54

How would they know whether it was your vibrator instead of electric shaver or hard skin remover, does it come with bells and whistles?
Never mind that last bit!

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