... to have clicked on one too many news links?

(12 Posts)
OurBlanche Fri 05-Feb-16 15:51:53

I found this and have been sniggling ever since.

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6911106/One-night-stand-left-his-phone-at-girls-flat-so-she-mocked-his-sexual-performance-on-his-Facebook-page.html

I have tried to feel sorry for him. I have tried to feel sorry for the hell his mum will be going through.

But I just want to meet 'Sarah' and buy her a cake and coffee grin brew cake

EatShitDerek Fri 05-Feb-16 15:54:13

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DoesAnyoneReadTheseThings Fri 05-Feb-16 15:55:48

After what he said about her I think she was quite restrained!

goodnightdarthvader1 Fri 05-Feb-16 16:01:15

She doesn't sound like she should be having one night stands if that's her reaction

WTF. What about HIS reaction? She's good enough to stick his dick into but not good enough to be complimentary about? Fuck that shit.

OurBlanche Fri 05-Feb-16 16:02:42

shock Derek!!!

DoesAnyoneReadTheseThings Fri 05-Feb-16 16:03:43

I agree GoodNight

pinkyredrose Fri 05-Feb-16 16:04:57

Haha! Good on her!

Bailey101 Fri 05-Feb-16 16:06:04

I want to know what the blurred out bit is - any guesses what he didn't do?

duckyneedsaclean Fri 05-Feb-16 16:07:29

Derek did you read what he had said about her?

CornishDoll82 Fri 05-Feb-16 16:11:43

Are these things ever real though?

OurBlanche Fri 05-Feb-16 16:17:23

To be honest, I have my doubts, but the thought of it still makes me smile.

Maybe the title should read AIBU to suspect this is made up but to find it funny anyway? grin

GloGirl Fri 05-Feb-16 16:18:30

I thought she sounded very nice and composed actually.

He sounds like a right cock "I was drunk and just having a laugh with my friends" is no excuse for being such a disrespectful prick.

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