FB shite thread

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NeedACleverNN Sat 23-Jan-16 18:10:41

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

MaidOfStars Sat 23-Jan-16 19:54:48

Needs a matching hat saying 'Smell my head'.

Esmeismyhero Sat 23-Jan-16 20:09:15

I saw a baby grow the other day on Fb with "it's a possibility I have shat myself".

Lovely.

WorraLiberty Sat 23-Jan-16 20:11:45

Esmeismyhero do they come in adult sizes?

I'm expecting my gas bill next week grin

Esmeismyhero Sat 23-Jan-16 20:15:57

worra can you imagine!

I did do a snort and thought about screen printing it but moved on lol

jinxdragon Sat 23-Jan-16 20:19:39

Staeted a thread with this beauty earlier but it flopped so I will post here as well! I thought it was VERY MN...

NerrSnerr Sun 24-Jan-16 00:19:49

Christ that sign is lovely...

I have seen some good Valentine ones, will search tomorrow when I'm not busy trying to persuade a grumpy toddler to go back to sleep

TheHouseOnTheLane Sun 24-Jan-16 00:27:16

Maid

grin I want a hat with "Smell my head" on it never mind the baby!!

NerrSnerr Sun 24-Jan-16 04:58:44

A special Valentine's treat!

Topsy34 Sun 24-Jan-16 07:21:21

Won't be a precious little bottom when theres a poonami making its escape smile

FancyPuffin Sun 24-Jan-16 08:13:40

Hooray! I can share this little treasure... Just £5! Bargain grin

Whowouldfardelsbear Sun 24-Jan-16 08:17:50

Ooh that seat turns my stomach. What are those stains???

FancyPuffin Sun 24-Jan-16 08:35:35

I know Who it's fucking rank isn't it <shudder>

Imnotaslimjim Sun 24-Jan-16 08:41:04

My local selling pages are inundated with glittery shit (yankee candle dipped in glitter anyone?) and flooded with pyramid selling schemes. Someone commented the other day that there is nothing for sale anymore, just loads of adverts and got shot down with "your just jealous that we can work from home living the dream" ridiculous

Gunting Sun 24-Jan-16 08:51:20

gringringrin I love these threads

GloGirl Sun 24-Jan-16 08:56:58

That chair!! shock

gaggiagirl Sun 24-Jan-16 10:08:14

I'm off to look for some gems now. I love these threads.

Gunting Sun 24-Jan-16 10:21:21

How do you drink from this? confused

NeedACleverNN Sun 24-Jan-16 10:23:46

Tip it from the glass and hope it gets in your mouth?

FancyPuffin Sun 24-Jan-16 11:42:41

That glass grin

munkisocks Sun 24-Jan-16 16:43:02

Oh good I was looking for a new chair with a bit of character grin the foreign patches look like an added bonus!

SweetieDrops Sun 24-Jan-16 16:51:03

Why are those vile button people pictures like on jinxdragon's post everywhere now? Someone on my local page was trying to sell one for £17 the other day. £17 for some button and felt glued into a pound shop photo frame. Ideal for valentines day apparently hmm.

BrokenVag Sun 24-Jan-16 16:52:06

Because nothing says I love you like poor grammar and insults.

Shockers Sun 24-Jan-16 18:03:12

Chester drawers anyone?

NerrSnerr Tue 26-Jan-16 03:13:39

How romantic...

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