What is it about them (our local, have lived elsewhere near good ones)?
Ours are just awful, yet I still took my baby after exactly the same experience with my other kids...
Big room, first I just walk in (one other mum in there) to be told I must wait to be called in... So sit on chair outside, she follows me out, my arse glances the plastic and she says "come in". Ok.... Done the dance
Go to the first mat to change, "oh no we queue the babies starting here" . No other babies are present, ok....so I move along and use another.
Weigh baby, watch wrong centile be plotted...ok, saves that chat about weight gain...
Finally see hv, say I'd like to ask about dd's squint "oh she doesn't have one". She does, showed photos to make it clearer. "Well even if I referred her they'd say just wait and see" so I asked can you refer her? "No, only GPs can". Ok...wasted a protracted chat there!
Then clinic has begun to fill up, row of mums has formed and are listening now ( fair enough not much else to do). Booming voice looking at red book, oh her sister has (insert multiple referrals and condition). Is she looked after properly??? (Very loud). Er... No we keep her under the stairs...bye now. "Can I have your mobile number to call you?" Prefer not thanks...
Just... Surreal
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To wonder why I never learn my lesson about the local hv baby clinic....
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SexDrugsAndSausageRoll · 21/01/2016 11:52
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