Or is this only on MN?

(120 Posts)
SorryCantBeArsed Sat 21-Nov-15 17:07:19

Does anybody actually know in RL any
Loo brush hating
C**t using
LTB for breathing
Call the police for anything
MIL loathing
FB boasting
Benefit cheating
Inconsiderate parking twats
Or do I lead a very dull life? grin
Lighthearted before anyone yells
And I've still not got my head round Chav being offensive but not c**t
Any more to ad to my people that I do not know?

BIWI Sat 21-Nov-15 17:07:59

It's 'cunt'. No need to be coy here.

NoArmaniNoPunani Sat 21-Nov-15 17:08:39

I know cunt using and mil loathing people.

SorryCantBeArsed Sat 21-Nov-15 17:08:58

I've got a shy finger grin

SurlyCue Sat 21-Nov-15 17:10:14

I use cunt IRL. Except infront of my mum. She shouts when i swear. blush

goodnightdarthvader1 Sat 21-Nov-15 17:12:12

Some people on MN
Never get impatient with others
Never lose their temper
Never swear at others
Never say a cross word
Never say a bad thing about children

It's laughable. Funny how I never meet these angels in RL.

allwineismine Sat 21-Nov-15 17:12:19

MIL loathing, FB boasting and stupid parking - definitely yes!
Not so much LTB - people tend to really want to work through their issues (extreme situations excluded, so not talking about cheaters and abusers).
I do not know any real life loo brush hater grin

BIWI Sat 21-Nov-15 17:12:45

Loo brush hating We have one, and I hate it, but then I don't have to use it, that's what my cleaner is for!
C**t using It's not a word I like to say, but I've written it before on here (and possibly on other social media
LTB for breathing I can understand this one, after several nights this week of lying next to snoring DH
Call the police for anything not really
MIL loathing nope - mine is absolutely lovely
FB boasting have been guilty of this
Benefit cheating nope not at all - although I do know one
Inconsiderate parking twats I hope not!
Or do I lead a very dull life? Possibly! grin

SurferJet Sat 21-Nov-15 17:13:36

I know plenty of FB boasters & people who say 'chav'.
No one that says c**t ( thankfully)
Not sure about all the others.
( although I hate loo brushes - disgusting things )

Pipbin Sat 21-Nov-15 17:15:09

I say cunt. Except in front of Mother or when I'm teaching, it's poor form to say it to 4 year olds.

Can we add 'people who don't judge' to that list please.

AlisonWunderland Sat 21-Nov-15 17:16:04

I love my MIL. And my PIL.
I have a loo brush.
My best friend says Cunt a lot.(As does her mother but it sounds much nicer in an Indian accent)
I can't LTB because he's said if I leave him, he's coming too.

I do get all ragey about other people's parking

AlisonWunderland Sat 21-Nov-15 17:17:04

I also judge a lot.
I buy my Judgy Pants in packs of 5 from M&S

BlueJug Sat 21-Nov-15 17:17:46

Of those I only know poor parkers. Today in the supermarket some idiot managed to block THREE spaces all by herself! On Saturday!

IrisVillarca Sat 21-Nov-15 17:18:02

Just FB Boasting and Inconsiderate Parking here in my rl. Very dull.

TaliZorah Sat 21-Nov-15 17:18:14

I use cunt but that's it

minesapintofwine Sat 21-Nov-15 17:18:39

I know loads of people who say cunt including myself

I've seen fb boasting, benefits cheating and parking twats

I am a chav. Don't care!

Kelsoooo Sat 21-Nov-15 17:19:32

I'm a cunt user. Bloody love the word.

And I drive/walk past inconsiderately parked twats every time I'm at work. Someone parked lengthways in a bay! They took up 3 SPACES! In a carpark that only has room for 12 cars....and there are 8 people needing to use a bay, minimum, 24hours a day.

BeverlyGoldberg Sat 21-Nov-15 17:19:45

I can tick off regular use of cunt and slightly I'm slightly irked by MIL.

LTB never, my DH is a bloody star.

I know this isn't on your list but can demolish a chicken between 2 of us over the course of a Sunday lunch and butties for Monday lunch, if we made more of an effort were a lot less greedy I could poss stretch that to two days butties.

SorryCantBeArsed Sat 21-Nov-15 17:19:46

Still not sure what the loo brush phono is about, I just pour loads of bleach down the loo and stick brush it that for a couple of hours but feel free to hate my poor loo brushes

BeverlyGoldberg Sat 21-Nov-15 17:20:27

Ha too many "slightlys". I'm. Obviously trying to convince myself!

SparklyLeprechaun Sat 21-Nov-15 17:20:43

I know all of them apart from LTB. And loo brushes don't really come up in conversation, so no idea.

BetterTogether Sat 21-Nov-15 17:21:01

I hate loo brushes & (STBEx grin) MIL
I know quite a few FB boasters & benefit cheaters...although thankfully acquaintances rather than real friends!

RuggerHug Sat 21-Nov-15 17:21:30

Well I have said cunt approx 7 times already today so I have that one in RL grin

ThroughThickAndThin01 Sat 21-Nov-15 17:22:41

Yep its the MN world only as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't reflect my RL very much at all.

I've got one:

An OP: I was invited to a wedding tomorrow a zillion years ago, I can't be arsed to go even though they have paid out £££££ for my food and drink, and we used to be really close, and the bride really wants me to go. But WIBU not to go?

MNers: God I wouldn't go. They are totally wrong to expect you to go. Put your pjs on and have a nice night at home

m0therofdragons Sat 21-Nov-15 17:22:53

Has anyone ever had a conversation with their rl friends about loo brushes? I have to admit I don't have a clue about my friends' opinions on the matter blush

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