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AIBU?

OMG...Minty Fresh!

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Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 20:48

AIBU to want to strangle my children?!

So...I'd just put my boys to bed, went into the bathroom and one of them had managed to dribble toothpaste on the floor. So, I scooped up some toilet roll, wiped it up and then went for a wee.

(Can you see where this is going?!)

Anyway the fireworks outside the window were amazing so my mind wandered to when I was a little girl and the fireworks I saw...blah blah blah went my mind...i finished my wee, washed my hands and then it happened! Burning searing minty fresh pain! Yes, I had used the toothpaste sodden toilet paper...OMG the pain! And what did my DH do when I staggered downstairs the stairs....he bent over double and giggled at me!

So, would AIBU to want to wake my boys up and strangle them?!

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WannabeLaraCroft · 31/10/2015 21:16

Ooh ouch!! At least you hadn't just been chopping up chillis.........

Don't wake them up, but strangle your DH for laughing at you!

MrsJayy · 31/10/2015 21:30

that had to hurt i got toothpaste in my eye once 1 of the kids got it on a towel thought i was going blind. Minty foof must be zingy

Leavingsosoon · 31/10/2015 21:33

Has anyone ever used original mint source shower gel?

I bought some as a student once. Oh gosh.

SurlyCue · 31/10/2015 21:34

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Leavingsosoon · 31/10/2015 21:36

Me, or OP?

This stuff?

OMG...Minty Fresh!

Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 21:42

SurlyCue Sat 31-Oct-15 21:34:10
Uh huh. Sure you did. hmm

Was this comment for me??

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SurlyCue · 31/10/2015 21:45

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 31/10/2015 21:46

We have a member who used whitening toothpaste to try to bleach her bum hole. She regretted it - it went blue!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 31/10/2015 21:46

I mean, there is a MN member...

Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 21:54

Well beg my pardon for thinking I could share, what I thought was a funny moment on here.

It is original for me because I've never done it before and will hopefully never do it again.

And if you knew what it was before you read it, why bother to read it?

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BathshebaDarkstone · 31/10/2015 21:58

Also, Lush's Freeze shower gel has a similar effect. Never tried the Original Mint Source one. Oh poor you!

MrsJayy · 31/10/2015 22:04

What bum bleaching wtf isTHAT about

Battleshiphips2 · 31/10/2015 22:12

I remember my poor dad coming home from work once and rubbing fiery jack (it was called something like that) on his aching muscles. He went to the loo without washing his hands! He was almost crying with the pain and we were crying with laughter. He laughs about it now though.

sparechange · 31/10/2015 22:14

Sorry, OP but I did an involuntary snortlaugh

You have my sympathy. I did something similar with deep heat. Applied it to my bum before the shower, and it managed to dribble down and around to my lady parts. Lordy, the burn...

sparechange · 31/10/2015 22:15

Bum as in buttocks, rather than bum hole, to clarify...

Battleshiphips2 · 31/10/2015 22:18

Haha I was a bit at applying deep heat to your bum hole, glad you clarified that sparechange

Doraydiego · 31/10/2015 22:22

Surely you would have disposed of the toilet paper first though? So you were still holding it when you went for a wee? I agree with surlycue, this gets repeated often.

Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 22:22

Omg....deep heat?! Does it make me bad that knowing others have suffered like me makes me feel a bit (a lot) better!

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SurlyCue · 31/10/2015 22:28

Surely you would have disposed of the toilet paper first though?

No, no, you'd keep it in your hand even while undoing your zipper and pulling your trousers and pants down. That wouldnt be awkward or noticeable at all.

Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 22:44

Surlycue I'm not if I should concerned that you are imagining how I do wee? No zippers on pj bottoms by the way

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Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 22:45

*not sure

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SurlyCue · 31/10/2015 22:49

Concerned for who? What harm does me imagining you having a wee do? anyway i was thinking of myself wiping the floor and then holding onto (Just why?) the dirty loo roll while i undid my zipper, pulled my jeans and knickers down all while having the loo roll in my hand! common sense says it would get in the way and you'd remember you were holding it and bin it. Or throw it in the toilet

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Siwi · 31/10/2015 22:54

Never brush your teeth with immac/Nair.
I thought that my tongue might disappear.
(Polishes Darwin Award)

QOD · 31/10/2015 22:59

Best minjury I had was that alcohol oil you rub on gel nails to dry them. The burn .....

OMG...Minty Fresh!

Thudercatsrule · 31/10/2015 23:00

Ok curly I get the message, you don't believe me, it's boring now

Siwi...I can't imagine how revolting that must have tasted!

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