To tell my mum the truth about her elbows?

(168 Posts)
MsRamone Tue 20-Oct-15 21:39:25

So my younger sister kept going on about my mums green elbows and was always told to stop it. This morning I noticed that she does actually have green elbows and they should be stopped

saucony Tue 20-Oct-15 21:40:49

Eh?

sugar21 Tue 20-Oct-15 21:42:04

Yout Mother may be turning into a ninja turtle, seek help

sugar21 Tue 20-Oct-15 21:42:40

Yout Mother may be turning into a ninja turtle, seek help

RedSoloCup Tue 20-Oct-15 21:43:05

Too much gardening maybe?

LynetteScavo Tue 20-Oct-15 21:44:18

I'm sure you're mum can look in a mirror and see her elbows are green for herself.

<checks on elbows just to make sure they're not green>>

ilovesooty Tue 20-Oct-15 21:44:40

Is she auditioning for a role as Wicked Witch of the West?

PuntasticUsername Tue 20-Oct-15 21:46:42

Perhaps the elbows are horribly jealous of some other elbows?

ImperialBlether Tue 20-Oct-15 21:47:34

You win the prize for the best thread heading ever!

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Cornettoninja Tue 20-Oct-15 21:48:19

Um, if there's not some obvious joke I'm missing, she might want to get that looked at by a Dr. Green isn't a colour associated with good things generally health wise.

icouldjusteatacroissant Tue 20-Oct-15 21:50:21

Would you feel better if she dyed them pink?

MsRamone Tue 20-Oct-15 21:50:22

Cornetto that's what I mean, why eould anyone have green elbows if they're not morphing into a ninja turtle and they're not a gardener?

waitingforcalpoltowork Tue 20-Oct-15 21:51:14

does she have a new green jumper?

MsRamone Tue 20-Oct-15 21:51:19

Well either way they need to be stopped

SalemSaberhagen Tue 20-Oct-15 21:53:32

I agree ramone. I knew a man with green elbows. They weren't stopped and ended up taking over the whole town.

5Foot5 Tue 20-Oct-15 21:54:57

Well given this is your Mum and not your DH I don't suppose she will disappear in to the garden for a willy off

paulapompom Tue 20-Oct-15 21:54:59

How do you stop green elbows?

Pancakeflipper Tue 20-Oct-15 21:56:58

Paint them orange. Or is that offensive too?

foxybingodotcom Tue 20-Oct-15 21:58:29

It could be a fungus.

paulapompom Tue 20-Oct-15 21:59:22

Does she swim a lot, that can cause green hair, sometimes... if you bleach your hair

EarlyNewDawn Tue 20-Oct-15 22:00:18

Is she a lizard person? Are you royalty?

icouldjusteatacroissant Tue 20-Oct-15 22:01:07

Popcorn anyone? We could be here a while

Bunbaker Tue 20-Oct-15 22:01:07

What exactly do you mean by "stopping"?

To me to stop something means to cease doing something. Don't you mean that they need a good scrub?

Pancakeflipper Tue 20-Oct-15 22:01:41

Pond dipping... does she go pond dipping with her elbows?

Hoppinggreen Tue 20-Oct-15 22:02:42

You know she can't lick them don't you?

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