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Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:18

And they rob trolleys with baby seats instead of paying 5p for a bag.

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molyholy · 18/10/2015 13:22

And they wil take all our women.. Bloody scroungers

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Notstayingup · 18/10/2015 13:22

0/10 Biscuit

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:23

And drive brand new BMWs that were given to them cuz they is disabled.

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Madratlady · 18/10/2015 13:25

Yet they're also simultaneously stealing our jobs!

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:26

Just cutting down the possible hate topics to be posted Not. It's like I've wandered in the DM comments section in here today.

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Sparklingbrook · 18/10/2015 13:26

AIBU is vair strange today.Grin

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dillite · 18/10/2015 13:27

But are they taking our goats?

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timelytess · 18/10/2015 13:27

Went to a Human Rights lecture yesterday (yes, I know, on a Saturday, too). It was really interesting how the propagandist speaker used exaggeration and derision to make her arguments appealing to her audience and to create a bond with them.

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:32

Similar to DM readership timely. FeedING their hate.
They may take our council houses but they will never take OUR NANNY GOAT.

It's been a horribly stressful week and I now fear that stress has turned to giddy delirium.

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Finola1step · 18/10/2015 13:36

Not just any old school places... They will be taking our grammar school places. Without tutoring. It's only a matter of time.

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:40

Interestingly DD1s class in school did a social media experiment experiment a few years ago. It included starting a rumour about something a bit undesirable. One person of local importance posted it on a neighbour face book page. Within days there was petitions organised, outraged people, someone was contacting the papers etc. Not one person checked to see if it was in fact true. Of course it was posted that it was an experiment before it went too far.

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ghostyslovesheep · 18/10/2015 13:40

the bastards

Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]
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Thefitfatty · 18/10/2015 13:44

Don't forget that they are also fundamentalist muslims that hand out flyers saying you're in a muslim only area while telling women to cover up too.

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:46

Bet they want to outlaw bacon too.

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PosterEh · 18/10/2015 13:47

I blame the middle class mothers.

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 18/10/2015 13:48

And they're all wearing UGGS!

The horror.

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 18/10/2015 13:54

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Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]
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00100001 · 18/10/2015 13:55

They're all illegal immigrants too...

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:56

Claiming benefits in all their 10 names.

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Behooven · 18/10/2015 14:00

Bet they have a Sky dish and flat screen tv

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GruntledOne · 18/10/2015 14:00

To say nothing of winning our baking competitions.

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Behooven · 18/10/2015 14:01

Gruntled well played!

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ghostyslovesheep · 18/10/2015 14:01

bet they want to ban Christmas as well

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00100001 · 18/10/2015 14:03

I bet they'll want us all to cover our faces too...

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claraschu · 18/10/2015 14:04

They told my 13 year old that Santa isn't real!

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