Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]

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FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:18:57

And they rob trolleys with baby seats instead of paying 5p for a bag.

molyholy Sun 18-Oct-15 13:22:12

And they wil take all our women.. Bloody scroungers

Notstayingup Sun 18-Oct-15 13:22:51

0/10 biscuit

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:23:50

And drive brand new BMWs that were given to them cuz they is disabled.

Madratlady Sun 18-Oct-15 13:25:36

Yet they're also simultaneously stealing our jobs!

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:26:27

Just cutting down the possible hate topics to be posted Not. It's like I've wandered in the DM comments section in here today.

Sparklingbrook Sun 18-Oct-15 13:26:37

AIBU is vair strange today.grin

dillite Sun 18-Oct-15 13:27:00

But are they taking our goats?

timelytess Sun 18-Oct-15 13:27:38

Went to a Human Rights lecture yesterday (yes, I know, on a Saturday, too). It was really interesting how the propagandist speaker used exaggeration and derision to make her arguments appealing to her audience and to create a bond with them.

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:32:24

Similar to DM readership timely. FeedING their hate.
They may take our council houses but they will never take OUR NANNY GOAT.

It's been a horribly stressful week and I now fear that stress has turned to giddy delirium.

Finola1step Sun 18-Oct-15 13:36:30

Not just any old school places... They will be taking our grammar school places. Without tutoring. It's only a matter of time.

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:40:04

Interestingly DD1s class in school did a social media experiment experiment a few years ago. It included starting a rumour about something a bit undesirable. One person of local importance posted it on a neighbour face book page. Within days there was petitions organised, outraged people, someone was contacting the papers etc. Not one person checked to see if it was in fact true. Of course it was posted that it was an experiment before it went too far.

ghostyslovesheep Sun 18-Oct-15 13:40:40

the bastards

Thefitfatty Sun 18-Oct-15 13:44:09

Don't forget that they are also fundamentalist muslims that hand out flyers saying you're in a muslim only area while telling women to cover up too.

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:46:21

Bet they want to outlaw bacon too.

PosterEh Sun 18-Oct-15 13:47:55

I blame the middle class mothers.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Sun 18-Oct-15 13:48:47

And they're all wearing UGGS!

The horror.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Sun 18-Oct-15 13:54:14

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00100001 Sun 18-Oct-15 13:55:35

They're all illegal immigrants too...

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:56:37

Claiming benefits in all their 10 names.

Behooven Sun 18-Oct-15 14:00:45

Bet they have a Sky dish and flat screen tv

GruntledOne Sun 18-Oct-15 14:00:46

To say nothing of winning our baking competitions.

Behooven Sun 18-Oct-15 14:01:24

Gruntled well played!

ghostyslovesheep Sun 18-Oct-15 14:01:43

bet they want to ban Christmas as well

00100001 Sun 18-Oct-15 14:03:47

I bet they'll want us all to cover our faces too...

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