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I have moved on from John Craven ( circa 1978) I now fancy Mark Carney

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 21:51

He will have ALL the money

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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 06/08/2015 21:55

I have a signed, framed picture of Les Dennis.

I've been in love with him since I was 5.

OH bought me it, as a wooing present, it worked.

OH knows that there will always be 3 people in this relationship.

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Iwanttobeadog · 06/08/2015 22:07

My first love was Timothy Claypole Blush

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:07

but mark carney has ALL THE MONEY

I want him on for a webchat about, er.. interest rates

I have moved on from John Craven ( circa 1978) I now fancy Mark Carney
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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 06/08/2015 22:10

MC has that air of "don't mess with me or I will smile as I destroy you"

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reallybadidea · 06/08/2015 22:12

He can quantitatively ease me any time Wink

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 06/08/2015 22:13

Mark carney? Yes, he can!

He is very attractive. I'm sure dh won't really mind as long as mc continues keeping the interest rates down.

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:14

thats not all he can keep down with me

or up


confused
I need a spreadshet

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 06/08/2015 22:14

He can stimulate my economy.

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:17

I think iu can match his INFLATION TARGET

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MissJoMarch · 06/08/2015 22:17

He can quantitativeIy ease me any time

I'm with you on this one, the man is HOT

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:17

he cn graph my marginal returns

recaps to 1st year micro

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:20
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JohnFarleysRuskin · 06/08/2015 22:22

He can examine my gross domestic product.

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(Economics o level. B grade)

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:23

he can fluctuate my supply and demand

poor poor postgrad trying to teach it to us non specialists

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:24

ooh ooh
he can look at MY gold reserve

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TheCowThatLaughs · 06/08/2015 22:25

Likewise Iwanttobeadog Grin

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HootsMon · 06/08/2015 22:27

Mark Carney is a total GOTBOEILF!

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reallybadidea · 06/08/2015 22:30

I'll yield to his bonds

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:30

?

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MrsLeighHalfpenny · 06/08/2015 22:31

He's not as not as Mr Halfpenny though. No one is

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MaryBerrysEyelashes · 06/08/2015 22:48

Yawn

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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 06/08/2015 22:58

I'd let him increase my interest rate.

D grade GCSE maths

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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 06/08/2015 22:59

He can examine my gross domestic product

Pahahahaaaaaa!!

So wrong. I like it.

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DilysPrice · 06/08/2015 23:02

I was addressed by him in a keynote speech once. Let me tell you when that man addresses you you know you've been addressed.

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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 06/08/2015 23:03

Oh Dilys, I've come over all a-quiver

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