Well today is the day I've been dreading for 25 years. For long lonely years I have pined, waiting for him to arrive at my door with flowers and proclamations of undying love. Ever since the days of Byker Grove I have salivated over this scrumptious little pocket of dynamite longing for the day he meets me and realises I am the one!!
Today, the love of my life gets married today I lose him forever today I know will be the end of my fantasy of him charging on a horse to my door with love in his eyes for me, his adoring princess!
So, WIBU to nip in the car and storm the church bellowing "STOP! Declan Donnelly I LOVE YOU and you love ME!"
I mean, I'm already looking gorgeous as I'm dolled up to the nines looking glamourous as I do every day nice navy track suit and pink slippers he couldn't possibly resist me!!
Anyway if the oven takes longer to clean than the couple of hours fortnight I anticipate, I may miss the wedding and he will probably go on to have a wonderfully happy life without ever having the chance to know what delights life would have has in store with me!!
(After lengthy discussion weary shut the fuck up hawkeye I'll do what ever you say just let me watch the film last night, DP has agreed to move into the spare room should Declan come a'knocking today.
Seriously, hope they have a great day! even though she stole my man the bitch
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AIBU to storm his wedding? (Lighthearted)
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HawkEyeTheNoo · 01/08/2015 10:04
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