to ask for your best ever spot porn story?

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LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:23:22

I have PCOS & adult acne. The spots I have now thought, aren't as much fun as the ones I used to get. They are more sore & cystic. They don't explode like when I was a teenager!

My best ever spot was when I was about 14. It was on the top of my lip. It was sore & throbbing for days. Felt like I was walking about with a marble on my face. I exercised great restraint as there was no head appearing so I left it alone to ripen but one day I gave it a little experimental squeeze. And a bit of white appeared! That meant it was time! I took a deep breath and squeezed firmly. It exploded! A huge, solid chunk of pus hit the mirror. And then again, doof, another bit of pus hit the mirror. Then, third squeeze, a final bit of white came out. Then a tiny bit of blood. The lump had totally gone. I had to lie down for an hour! Then, it was like it had never been there, face felt normal. The relief was immense.

What was your best spot?!!

SylvanianCaliphate Sat 18-Jul-15 11:24:32

You dirty cat grin

collecting for the sporn bank

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:29:42

Sooo much better than 50 shades!
I often reminisce about that spot.

SylvanianCaliphate Sat 18-Jul-15 11:34:11

I currently have no fewer than 6 cystic bastards on my face sad I stupidly stopped taking my oxytet after DP insisted it would make my teeth rot after taking it a year.

What I wouldn't give for a good crack and puss sad

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:34:55

My 2nd best one was when I was in my 20s. It was a hard lump inside my ear. Required a yoga position to squeeze it. The "pop" was SO loud against my eardrum! Hard bit of pus came out on my finger.

I do enjoy solid pus more than nasty watery stuff.

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:37:05

Yeah, I hate those big, deep lumps that just eventually disappear with no popping fun!

microferret Sat 18-Jul-15 11:39:22

Sylvanian, are you me? I came here to share pretty much exactly the same disgusting story. Giant blackhead in ear, made a sound when popped, was absolutely massive when extracted.

Does anyone else occasionally keep the hard pus for a minute or two to gawp at in disgusted wonder? Once I put an excised blackhead under a microscope to study. I know, I've got issues...

microferret Sat 18-Jul-15 11:40:17

Whoops, wasn't Sylvanian, it was ridingcrop that had the same story, apologies

BreeVDKamp Sat 18-Jul-15 11:41:05

I read the title as 'soft porn'!!!!! shockshockshock

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:45:43

Lol! Yeah, I inspect the pus. I also inspect my bogeys and I "look before I flush".

I actually want to tell you about the best shit I ever had too!

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:48:04

I think I read that blackhead story on another thread cos I do searches for "sporn" when I'm bored.
My whole world changed when I found hundreds of videos on youtube of spot squeezing. The best one was an old guy outside standing on a shower curtain and a woman with rubber gloves squeezing the motherfucker on his back and a crowd of folk filming it. Seriously, that cyst was like half his back!.
(I'll see if I can find it).

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary Sat 18-Jul-15 11:51:39

Oh YESS!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCIGOjeYuM

minesapintofwine Sat 18-Jul-15 11:57:29

I can't watch that video! I really want to

Cheesymonster Sat 18-Jul-15 12:18:29

I had a huge blackhead in the crease of my nostril when I was a teen. One day I must have fiddling with it and it just popped out. It was awesome. I still think of it to this day.

MemphisBella Sat 18-Jul-15 12:25:56

Not technically a spot, but when I was 17, my navel piercing became infected, to the size of a golf ball under the skin.

Had to wait 3 days for a Dr's appointment, and gave in and caved to a good squeeze.

It popped with an audible 'snap' and a RIVER of pus ran down my stomach, out of one of the piercing holes. It was the most satisfying event of my adult life.

PHANTOMnamechanger Sat 18-Jul-15 12:31:56

OMG that video almost made me sick. why do people let things get that bad? surely they must be in agony and risking septaceamia! (sp?)

DD currently has a cluster of 3 blackheads inside her ear. everytime I see them they annoy me but have no idea how to get rid (have tried using tweezers, fingernails, hot flannel. Tips from you experts welcome.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Sat 18-Jul-15 12:33:29

Told this before. My dad had a boil on the back of his neck. Picture it. Australia, hottest summer for, oh about 5 years. Mum couldn't touch it, but it had been festering nicely under a dressing with black ointment on it. So, I'm stood there in a halter top (relevant), dad is kind of pulling it apart, whilst squeezing it from underneath. Hang on dad, there's a bit of lint caught in it. Bang, the core shot out followed by rivers of stinking goo-all over my chestal region. Now I'm a hard core sporner from way back, but I rushed to the bathroom and was puking in the shower I got into in double quick time!
And been wanting to share this all week-not sporn but ewww. At school,I felt like I had glass stuck in the ball of foot, but nothing there, what was tgere was a black hair-stuck in my foot, about an inch in. I was-oooooooooo. No one else was impressed.

badRoly Sat 18-Jul-15 12:35:40

phanto I got one from dc1's ear the other night using one of those blackhead tools that I got from Body Shop. It's not much good for anything other than teen ear blackheads though.

Getthewonderwebout Sat 18-Jul-15 12:36:32

left I've just watch that video twice. Bloody amazing but what a waste, I'd have wanted a collection bowl bucket for later inspection. I could almost smell it!

LokiBear Sat 18-Jul-15 12:39:37

Use a hair grip to remove ear black heads. The circular end. Running away now pretending I'm normal and this thread doesn't fascinate me.

PHANTOMnamechanger Sat 18-Jul-15 12:44:56

I'll try a hair grip. I keep meaning to look for one of those blackhead tools in Boots or the Body shop but I rarely go into town!

Getthewonderwebout Sat 18-Jul-15 12:51:15

I found one in my chest a while ago. It was unexpected and thrilling! I'd had a lump sitting there and just happened to stand in front of the mirror when I noticed there was a darkish head. It came out easily with my fingers. A solid, long, waxy looking blackhead - about half a cm long. I popped it on a tissue and inspected it whilst having a wee. It was like binning a favourite pair of shoes when I flushed it away. I think of it often, with love.

frangipani13 Sat 18-Jul-15 12:56:05

Shameless place marking!

HermioneWeasley Sat 18-Jul-15 12:56:58

Marking my place to share my story later

RonaldMcDonald Sat 18-Jul-15 12:59:00

I think nether region spot/ boil/ cysts can be most satisfying
The slight irritation, the growing annoyance, the actually that is bloody painful - all ending in some of the most biblical pus explosions of all time.
I almost look forward to them

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