to think you can't get a tattoo 'to the tune of something'?

(57 Posts)
arrabbiata Fri 17-Jul-15 18:31:29

Because apparently you can in Ibiza!

Torn between laughing hysterically, sobbing and just shaking my head in despair.

DS is suitably bashful and his siblings are in hysterics. They managed to hold it in for two weeks before clyping on his arse (literally).

SisterMoonshine Fri 17-Jul-15 18:50:47

Eh?

SoupDragon Fri 17-Jul-15 18:57:25

confused

HoldYerWhist Fri 17-Jul-15 18:58:51

What?

yogababymum Fri 17-Jul-15 19:00:01

What??

NoelEdmondsHighFlyingTurds Fri 17-Jul-15 19:03:12

May I join the chorus of "what you on about?" grin

wankerchief Fri 17-Jul-15 19:04:44

TRexingInAsda Fri 17-Jul-15 19:06:51

Has he got song lyrics tattooed on his bum? Which lyrics?

arrabbiata Fri 17-Jul-15 19:11:57

He got words tattooed on his arse that you are supposed to read to the tune of Elton John <sob>

Optimist1 Fri 17-Jul-15 19:13:44

Elton John is a tune???

woowoo22 Fri 17-Jul-15 19:15:53

grin grin grin

Yellowbird54321 Fri 17-Jul-15 19:16:27

Do you mean song lyrics?

DoJo Fri 17-Jul-15 19:16:58

Eh? Are they Elton John lyrics? I assumed you meant that he had a stave etc tattooed back there, which would at least make sense, but it sounds like his arse is the right place for this particular work of art...!

DontKillMyVibe Fri 17-Jul-15 19:17:40

Did he get Elton John song lyrics tattooed on his backside?

Wideopenspace Fri 17-Jul-15 19:19:57

Which song?

I mean, not that it matters, but it would add to our amusement understanding of the situation

Anyone else hoping it is 'Candle In The Wind'?

CunfuddledAlways Fri 17-Jul-15 19:20:42

Is it.words your supposed to read in the tune of one of Elton John's songs but not the actual words??

arrabbiata Fri 17-Jul-15 19:21:01

'hold me closer Ronnie Deila' to the tune of Tiny Dancer

<shame>

He says it is actually at the top of his leg but (unreasonably) refuses to let me see it.

pigsDOfly Fri 17-Jul-15 19:21:37

Clearly I'm not the only one who has no idea what this thread is about.

GeorgeYeatsAutomaticWriter Fri 17-Jul-15 19:22:54

'hold me closer Ronnie Deila' to the tune of Tiny Dancer

<cringe>

That's truly awful.

wankerchief Fri 17-Jul-15 19:24:10

Get his siblings to pin him down and take a pic

arrabbiata Fri 17-Jul-15 19:24:19

The confusion is EXACTLY what I went through when I found out <wails>

Wideopenspace Fri 17-Jul-15 19:26:28

like this

PushPineappleShakeTheTree Fri 17-Jul-15 19:26:33

Arrabbiata...your thread makes no sense...

(Sung to the tune of Copa Cabana)

grumpasaur Fri 17-Jul-15 19:26:54

Ha! This is hilarious!!!

arrabbiata Fri 17-Jul-15 19:27:42

Oh god there's two of them.

Do you think I can set them up?

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