To hate posters who type "don't get me started on..."

[partialderivative]

Well, not the posters themselves, but it really irritates me.

It's like we have to tip-toe around that particular poster lest they explode in a volcano of self-righteous fury.

[Only1scoop]

I hate the ones who say 'it boils my piss'

[partialderivative]

That as well scoop

[BallsforEarrings]

Ooh don't even get me started on posters who boil my piss!

[SwedishEdith]

Hate "Talk me down"

[Froggio]

I can't stand those who police MN and tell posters they've posted in the wrong topic. Or those who post with a teensy mistake and then correct that mistake in another post. And don't get me started on those who correct others

[Only1scoop]

Also starting to hate the odd ....'anywho' slipped in for effect

[travertine]

I hate anyone who mentions penis beaker. And ironic posters, they really boil my itching piss gums.

[travertine]

Or is it teeth? Anyhoo I am just a lurking first time poster so be gentle and don't flame me.

Off for a wee and re fill my wine glass. Yes that's right! Wine on a Wednesday! I am a binge drinker.

[Only1scoop]

'Anyhoo' sorry

Also dislike posts that begin....

'So....I was'....

[bolleauxnouveau]

yabu. I love everybody here except the people who disagree with me, I can't stand them.

[SchnooSchnoo]

I irrationally hate 'Fast-forward to...' See it all the time on here. And I hate hate hate 'makes my teeth itch!'.

[Mrsmorton]

I hate it when people say "Oh and I..." Because it's always some attention seeking bollocks. Like "oh and the senior consultant said..."
"Oh and dh has a PhD..."

Fuck off with your "oh"s. Like the entire point of your post wasn't attention seeking or stealth boasting.

Bah.

[Topseyt]

Oh blimey, just don't get me started..... !!!

[wowfudge]

I particularly dislike 'meh' - so often used to be really rudely dismissive of something a pp has posted.

[OwlAtEase]

they really boil my itching piss gums

Fabulous travertine, I might start using that one

[NewFlipFlops]

Schnoo, I thought I was the only one who hated fast forward to. I wish that expression would die.

[Lancelottie]

Long story followed by 'queue me telling her where to go/falling over the Lego/having a heart attack...'

It's cue, not queue. And it still sounds naff even if you spell it properly.

[ZaZathecat]

You lot are making me laugh!

However I am NOT snorting coffee through my nose!

[Belleview]

I'm snorting coffee through my nose while my piss is boiling. Oh, and my teeth are itching. Don't get me started on my gums!

[RachelRagged]

anyhoo ? lolll Not come across that but I think it would grate reading that too often

[RachelRagged]

Belleview

[ZaZathecat]

Have my very first.... Nah, I'm gonna save it for later.

[sebsmummy1]

I'm chuckling here (not pissing myself laughing natch). Now natch really fucks me off!! I think it's short for 'naturally' but I might be wrong.

Can't stand 'AIBU ....... in thinking or to think'.... I see it all the time and find it really bloody irritating.

[basgetti]

Wow. Just wow. Anyone who posts this sounds like a twat.