To hate posters who type "don't get me started on..."

(49 Posts)
partialderivative Wed 15-Jul-15 21:43:57

Well, not the posters themselves, but it really irritates me.

It's like we have to tip-toe around that particular poster lest they explode in a volcano of self-righteous fury.

Only1scoop Wed 15-Jul-15 21:44:51

I hate the ones who say 'it boils my piss' confused

partialderivative Wed 15-Jul-15 21:46:17

That as well scoop smile

BallsforEarrings Wed 15-Jul-15 22:41:34

Ooh don't even get me started on posters who boil my piss! grin

SwedishEdith Wed 15-Jul-15 22:44:55

Hate "Talk me down"

Froggio Wed 15-Jul-15 22:45:39

I can't stand those who police MN and tell posters they've posted in the wrong topic. Or those who post with a teensy mistake and then correct that mistake in another post. And don't get me started on those who correct others wink

Only1scoop Wed 15-Jul-15 22:46:55

Also starting to hate the odd ....'anywho' slipped in for effect confused

travertine Wed 15-Jul-15 22:51:38

I hate anyone who mentions penis beaker. And ironic posters, they really boil my itching piss gums.

travertine Wed 15-Jul-15 22:55:08

Or is it teeth? Anyhoo I am just a lurking first time poster so be gentle and don't flame me.

Off for a wee and re fill my wine glass. Yes that's right! Wine on a Wednesday! I am a binge drinker.

Only1scoop Wed 15-Jul-15 22:56:55

'Anyhoo' sorry confused

Also dislike posts that begin....

'So....I was'....

bolleauxnouveau Wed 15-Jul-15 23:02:26

yabu. I love everybody here except the people who disagree with me, I can't stand them.

SchnooSchnoo Wed 15-Jul-15 23:46:08

I irrationally hate 'Fast-forward to...' See it all the time on here. And I hate hate hate 'makes my teeth itch!'.

Mrsmorton Wed 15-Jul-15 23:54:41

I hate it when people say "Oh and I..." Because it's always some attention seeking bollocks. Like "oh and the senior consultant said..."
"Oh and dh has a PhD..."

Fuck off with your "oh"s. Like the entire point of your post wasn't attention seeking or stealth boasting.

Bah.

Topseyt Thu 16-Jul-15 00:36:49

Oh blimey, just don't get me started..... !!!

wowfudge Thu 16-Jul-15 01:02:35

I particularly dislike 'meh' - so often used to be really rudely dismissive of something a pp has posted.

Maryz Thu 16-Jul-15 01:11:18

To be fair, some topics are worth "getting started on".

I'm Irish, and "to be fair" and "no offence" usually are precursors for something that will really piss me off hmm

OwlAtEase Thu 16-Jul-15 02:02:33

they really boil my itching piss gums

Fabulous travertine, I might start using that one grin

NewFlipFlops Thu 16-Jul-15 08:38:20

Schnoo, I thought I was the only one who hated fast forward to. I wish that expression would die.

Lancelottie Thu 16-Jul-15 08:46:13

Long story followed by 'queue me telling her where to go/falling over the Lego/having a heart attack...'

It's cue, not queue. And it still sounds naff even if you spell it properly.

ZaZathecat Thu 16-Jul-15 08:59:52

You lot are making me laugh!

However I am NOT snorting coffee through my nose!

Belleview Thu 16-Jul-15 09:07:33

I'm snorting coffee through my nose while my piss is boiling. Oh, and my teeth are itching. Don't get me started on my gums!

RachelRagged Thu 16-Jul-15 09:07:55

anyhoo ? lolll Not come across that but I think it would grate reading that too often

RachelRagged Thu 16-Jul-15 09:08:20

Belleview

grin

ZaZathecat Thu 16-Jul-15 09:09:00

Have my very first.... Nah, I'm gonna save it for later.

sebsmummy1 Thu 16-Jul-15 09:13:26

I'm chuckling here (not pissing myself laughing natch). Now natch really fucks me off!! I think it's short for 'naturally' but I might be wrong.

Can't stand 'AIBU ....... in thinking or to think'.... I see it all the time and find it really bloody irritating.

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