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Where the fucks my cheese

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:19

Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:19

Someone moved it.

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SirPercyPilkington · 07/07/2015 19:21

I'm eating it in the kitchen.
Did I mention I am a mouse?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:21

You mean they hid it? I think they are in there licking the individual slices!!!

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ShatnersBassoon · 07/07/2015 19:22

Are they still squashing the Cheesestrings together to make 'artisanal cheddar'?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:22

Well sir I'm calling environmental health!!!

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:23

Omg shatners I believe it

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:24

I'm staying in the hotel or I'd walk away at this point

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Smoorikins · 07/07/2015 19:24

SirPercy, you beat me to it!

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:27

Ok is this worth 20mins

Where the fucks my cheese
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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:27

No.

That quince paste is wasted on that cheese.

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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:28

And what's that in the purple packaging?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:29

In buying that book it's a sign.

Agree otilla and what's with the sundried toms yuck

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:30

That be butter

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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:31

there's sundried toms with the cheese?

Run. Don't look back.

What else?
Squirty cream?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:31

In dining alone btw not ignoring my companion for the phone.
I think I taste jizz Hmm

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:32

No squirty cream but I'm not sure ones not laughing cow

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BabyFeets · 07/07/2015 19:33

What's the red triangle thing?

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WendyTorrance · 07/07/2015 19:33
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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:33

tsk tsk...laughing cow....

That's no laughing matter, this.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:33

It is its laughing cow, wow

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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:34

Quince paste. I hope.
Lovely with hard cheese.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 07/07/2015 19:35

How much was that?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:35

It is quince paste indeed and no match for my Gorgonzola

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storytopper · 07/07/2015 19:36

Is that a piece of poached cod in the middle?

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