Desiccated fucking coconut

(29 Posts)
KanyesVest Tue 23-Jun-15 21:29:26

I am not being unreasonable. Why is there desiccated fucking coconut in a chocolate chip biscuit? Foxs are the unreasonable ones. Bastards have ruined my evening. angry

IHaveBrilloHair Tue 23-Jun-15 21:32:22

Bleeeeurgh, nasty stuff.
It's all small and pokey and sticks in your teeth and remains there forever.
It doesn't even taste of anything other than coconuts that should have been dusted months ago.

MoonlightandMusic Tue 23-Jun-15 21:33:15

Well, it is cheating a tad to post an AIBU that clearly isn't, but YANBU - mind you Foxes biscuits are vile nowadays anyway, so YABU for being surprised about the hideousness!

Have some wine to take the taste away. grin

MoonlightandMusic Tue 23-Jun-15 21:34:14

Or Fox's even. blush

TiredButFine Tue 23-Jun-15 21:36:05

YANBU! Bloody MINT rockys are full of it, stupid minty coconut biscuits.

Edna1969 Tue 23-Jun-15 21:37:26

YANBU dessicated cocumt is hideous. Careful reading of labels needed to avoid and it gets everywhere.

TalcAndTurnips Tue 23-Jun-15 21:37:32

I like coconut.

<dons half-shell as makeshift helmet>

Edna1969 Tue 23-Jun-15 21:38:20

I like coconut...just not dessicated.

KanyesVest Tue 23-Jun-15 21:40:18

Argh, moonlight, I thought I posted in Chat. I'm as bad as those bad, bad people <sob>

Dh bought the offending articles. I'm slightly suspicious as he is a complete weirdo and likes coconut. If only I'd known before he proposed...

meyesmyeyes Tue 23-Jun-15 21:40:57

Vile stuff. What's the point of dessicated coconut? confused

TalcAndTurnips Tue 23-Jun-15 21:41:29

I like those chocolate mallows that are encrusted in the stuff.

And Lamingtons.

Please send any unwanted coconut to PO Box 23, Turnip Towers, Talcyton.

KanyesVest Tue 23-Jun-15 21:48:52

Talc, will your neighbours sign for the package if you're not there? I'd hate to risk accidentally contaminating a desiccated-free home.

Tbh,you can have dh too. Bugger is now eating all my consolation custard creams.

MoonlightandMusic Tue 23-Jun-15 21:53:44

Well, I do admit to liking the stuff when it's making coconut ice or part of that dip you get in Indian restaurants that's coconut, carrot & caraway. Lurking in biscuits or cake, however? = [vom]

Kanye - Posted in AIBU 'by accident' eh? Likely story! wink

toothlessoldhag Tue 23-Jun-15 21:54:52

I love coconut and dream of the day that Quality Street coconut eclair a will be available on their own, so YABU I'm afraid grin

TalcAndTurnips Tue 23-Jun-15 21:56:23

I have the builders in at the mo (not a euphemism) so they will take care of the sacks of coconut on delivery.

Re Mr K. Vest - he may come in handy sweeping up rubble etc.

Ta.

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 23-Jun-15 21:57:08

I like it.

TalcAndTurnips Tue 23-Jun-15 22:01:56

I would quite enjoy applying chocolate sauce all over and rolling in the stuff.

It would be an interesting insight into life as a Tunnock's Snowball - I might even secure some research funding.

Mutt Tue 23-Jun-15 22:04:44

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KanyesVest Tue 23-Jun-15 22:04:50

Talc, he's all yours.

Moonlight, I'm definitely not intentionally brave enough for AIBU, even when I'm cocon-utterly sure I'm right.

bringonyourwreckingball Tue 23-Jun-15 22:12:52

I'm allergic to coconut -and it's every fucking where these days and not labeled as it's not a known allergen. But I've been hospitalised 3 times. Bloody coconut oil

MoonlightandMusic Tue 23-Jun-15 22:17:02

They are all fluffy bunnies round here, honest!

[N.B. - I may be referring to this sort of fluffy bunny... ]

OhEmGeee Tue 23-Jun-15 22:20:15

I hate coconut, hate it.

SylvaniansAtEase Tue 23-Jun-15 22:28:32

I love it, even the desiccated stuff. Perhaps ESPECIALLY the desiccated stuff. Flakey dry loveliness, it's the Lord's dandruff.

RackofPeas Tue 23-Jun-15 22:33:34

I quite like it.
I put it in my flapjacks....
I put it in my homemade korma.
But I have often been described as a trifle odd, so perhaps my opinion doesn't count for much.
Hum, I bet it would be nice on a trifle! Mmm...

MissBananaMama Tue 23-Jun-15 22:39:43

Mmmmmm coconut....

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