To tell him to stfu

(10 Posts)
dizzydaffodil Sun 14-Jun-15 16:46:08

Ewwww, person at the next table in the cafe is giving a graphic description of how he cut out his verrucas, the death stare isn't working. Gross.

Elllimam Sun 14-Jun-15 16:46:34

Sound the klaxon smile

Wideopenspace Sun 14-Jun-15 16:48:09

Start explaining loudly about how you treat your vaginal thrush with natural yoghurt.

Then order some natural yoghurt.

grin

Bair Sun 14-Jun-15 16:49:59

Ask him if he brought it in to show everyone!

GlitzAndGigglesx Sun 14-Jun-15 16:50:53

Oh ffs that's bloody rank

dizzydaffodil Sun 14-Jun-15 16:52:44

He's gone, I accidentally trod on his foot on my way to order though ;)

TwerkingSpinster Sun 14-Jun-15 16:53:20

Why not start a nice chat about episiotomys and birth poos.

Aridane Sun 14-Jun-15 18:26:30

At least you weren't sharing a table grin

dizzydaffodil Sun 14-Jun-15 20:55:08

Haha, I thought that too smile

Mygardenistoobig Sun 14-Jun-15 20:59:13

There are some gross people about. Went out for lunch yesterday and the old goat at the next table began telling one of his companions how only prostitutes wore effing ankle bracelets back in the day. The woman in question was wearing one herself and loudly replied that she was &at. Hooker , just a good fucker!
Charming.

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