To want to kill my dh !

[ginorwine]

Sometimes I think he's great . Good provider. Calm . Kind .
Other times I just can't bear hearing him breathe ! Feel like can't abide . Hate sharing same bed.
Is this b u or normal ?!!

[Stinkersmum]

Totally normal. Not U at all.

[ginorwine]

Stinker . My dc s tell me off tho !

[Stinkersmum]

What do they know??@!

[BadgersNadgers]

My husband snores. Really fucking loud all fucking night. Sometimes I want to hit him with a shovel until he never fucking snores again. YANBU

[ginorwine]

??!!! X

[ginorwine]

Badgers ! Mine too . Hold his nose for a min . ! He then splutters and wakes self up . Tee hee . Why do we do it ?!

[grannytomine]

I don't think killing your husband for snoring should be classed as murder. It seems very understandable, if not reasonable, to me. OP you are not being unreasonable, well if you are I think the majority of women are unreasonable and that can't be right can it?

[FiftyShadesOfGreen4205]

Mine has the fucking audacity to make noise when he eats.

[Stinkersmum]

Thanks ladies - funniest thread I've seen on here in ages!!

[MMcanny]

I find scratching his balls stops the snoring.

[ginorwine]

Also were is he butter says he .
Next to your left elbow says I .
Honestly !

[chippednailvarnish]

Mine grinds his teeth. I have wondered how long I would get behind bars if I smothered him in his sleep.

[ginorwine]

My dh sweeps the floor and leaves the pile .
Leaves collected old food from washing up in sink plug .
I'm having palpitations now thinking of it .

[howabout]

YANBU I have just had the same thought about mine cos he was getting all uppity at me laughing at this thread!

[BlacknWhitePanda]

Oh you have the rage too? I could murder dp today.. No idea why hes just getting on my tits and he's not even in the house..
But if he comes home and kicks his shoes and socks off in the middle of the living room ill see the rest of you in jail!

[Isthereeverarightime1]

Mine only does half the washing up!!

He also takes agggeeeeessss to get to the point!!

He sneezes too loudly too!

[KittyVonCatsworth]

My husband works away 2 weeks away, 4 days at home. I love him being home but I haaaaaaate sharing MY bed with him! Last trip home he tried to snuggle into me mid sleep and I freaked out, not used to him there and poor sod ended up being battered!

Worst thing about it though is he normally does night shift when away so getting back to days is horrendous as he tosses and turns, farts, scratches, sprawls, fiddles...drives me insane! Just as I get used to him again, he's gone. I do miss the big oaf though

[Bumpedbonce]

I wanted to wallow and sulk today, instead he insisted we went out for lunch and encouraged the kids to talk to me. Fucker

[ginorwine]

Mine has started to sniff when he enters the room .
I don't feel responsible for my actions !
Trouble is he's all poor me when I'm irritated ! Which makes me more ... Irritated!

[Cantbelievethisishappening]

YANBU My DH works very early mornings every other week so he sleeps on sofa bed for that week..... I LOVE IT

[Tequilashotfor1]

We need a whole section just for us who suffer. Some where we can seek comfort with out being told we are BU.

I was peeling spuds over the weekend and DP started eating/sucking/squelching in a fucking water melon behind me. The urge to stab myself in the face with the knife was compelling. I put the knife down and walked out the kitchen.

I luffs him honestly I do

[Bakeoffcake]

Mine takes up far too much room.

He's 6 ft 2 and he stands in the kitchen with his hand on his hip listening to the radio, while I'm trying to cook!! Every time I walk past him I have to avoid an elbow in my eye I'm a short arse.

[queeneileen]

My DP makes really impressively hefty sniffing noises of a morning.

You get me at the wrong point of the month round that noise and I've mentally killed him several times before my first coffee's finished.

At this point we don't live together so he's safe.

[KittyVonCatsworth]

Haha! Loving this thread! I wonder if our DH have te same conversations as us!

[ASorcererIsAWizardSquared]

i hate how mine sits there in his pj bottoms with his hand down his trousers, fiddling

I feel like slapping his hand like i would my DS, but whenever i mention it he claims to be scratching or gets offended.

I offered to sit there with a hand down my bra, but that didnt get the required response....