To not record the darts?

[7amWakeUp]

DH out with his friends drinking. He just sent me a two word text saying 'record darts'
AIBU to not record his program due to the lack of please/ thank you

[WannabeLaraCroft]

I'd be tempted to "forget" or leave my phone somewhere. Or say "I'm out at pub, sorry"

[squoosh]

Pft.

Reply saying 'shagging neighbour'.

[WannabeLaraCroft]

This is how my DH texts though, no proper sentences, no conversations. It's annoying

[Mypubesarestraight]

Send two words back

Fuck off

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

Record it. How would you feel if situation reversed. Obviously a please is missing but so what in greater scheme of things.

[Idontseeanydragons]

Reply with 'What's the magic word?'

[Seriouslyffs]

If it's absent mindedness and there's not some massive backstory of you left barefoot and pregnant while he's out coked up in strip clubs I would answer with one word.
Rude
That usually gets a rapid and polite follow up text.