Mine's Victoria Coren.
Our life together would be like a much less irritating SATC. We'd go to all the little pubs together, and make smutty jokes, and discuss lots of serious issues mostly in the form of pithy one-liners. And maybe she'd let me paint her toenails at Grease-esque sleep-overs.
If you're around, Victoria, give me a call, eh? and don't call the police about this post
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DamFineBeaver · 24/04/2015 21:37
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