to wish Nigel Farage would take off his Barbour

[RadioBedTea]

three years of scrimping and saving, got my dream coat this xmas. I love(d) it.

now guess who my clothing twin in the public eye is?

ffs.

[squoosh]

As long as you don't accessorise with a fag and a man o' the people pint of Ye Olde English Ale you should be okay.

[limitedperiodonly]

What and reveal his glorious naked chest?


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Be careful what you wish for OP]]

[RadioBedTea]

Ha ha actually I would with Vladimir boy....

(he looks like he'd be puuuuuuuuurrrrre filth)

[SpringtimeForShatner]

I had the same nightie as Michelle Fowler.

I think as long as you're not wearing a UKIP badge on the collar, people are unlikely to look at you and think of him. Do you smoke and drink pints, and grin like a flip-top Grinch?

[limitedperiodonly]

I had the same nightie as Michelle Fowler

Pah. That's nothing.

I was watching a very earnest documentary about transvestites and transgender people only to see that one bloke had the same pussy cat bow, Margaret Thatcher-type blouse from M&S as me.

[SpringtimeForShatner]

Well, we're all glam in our own way

[limitedperiodonly]

a flip-top Grinch?

Yes! Nigel Farage looks exactly like a rubber pencil-topper I had when I was a child. It's so frustrating that I can't find an image of it.

It was the spitting image of him except it was green.

[AuntieStella]

Do you mean one of these?

[limitedperiodonly]

Yes. Like the bastard child of the green one on the left and the red one in the middle.

[SpringtimeForShatner]

I still can't believe Farage is younger than Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp. He seems like their dad. It's that Barbour coat, it's so ageing.

[limitedperiodonly]

I still can't believe Farage is younger than Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp.

Nooo! He's younger than me as well.

[squoosh]

Farage is younger than Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp

[SpringtimeForShatner]

Oh yes, he's younger. And much sexier. It's the Barbour coat.

[squoosh]

Last week I found out that Jeremy Clarkson is only 54. I had him down as being at least 68.

[Cantbelievethisishappening]

He is trying to fit in with the country sports set. He views them as a good source of potential votes after Cameron shafted them over the Hunting Act

[SpringtimeForShatner]

It's the Barbour coat. It's ageing and sexy.

[Cantbelievethisishappening]

I can't believe JC is 54!!!!

[squoosh]

That's too much sexiness for just one photo springtime!

[SpringtimeForShatner]

It's a still from 'Hinge and Bracket: The Wayward Years'.

[limitedperiodonly]

So springtime if Farage worked a different coat. Maybe some kind of snakeskin thing that even makes dorky Nicolas Cage look good, would you shag him.

Obviously voting for him would be a step too far.

[SpringtimeForShatner]

Yeah, probably. I like an old-looking man.

[limitedperiodonly]

Eric Cantona is a bit younger than me.

Even though he looks a bit ropey now, I'd still do him