Are you aware of the unwritten rules?
Never talk about buying your child a pink toy, unless your child is a boy. Then he absolutely must have something pink and preferably a princess dress to go with it.
Do not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Your OP will be ignored, no matter how important the question until you have accepted your flogging for using to many exclamation marks.
You must have a full understanding of every allergy possible, anything that can contain these allergens and exactly how to treat them.
You must be up to date in all correct terminology and how people may identify themselves, anything less and you are an intolerant bigot.
You will need to LTB within 24 hrs of your op, otherwise you are ignoring advice people have spent time giving you, not to mention damaging your children by not immediately running for the hills without a plan.
You must have enough savings for any possible emergency, otherwise you are irresponsible and should have planned better.
You must have an in depth knowledge of every physical and mental health problem possible and be aware of exactly how to manage each one and how it might affect someone's life.
If you get a flaming you must return to your thread within ten minutes otherwise you have flounced and are ignoring well meaning advice.
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lunar1 · 24/03/2015 09:29
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